Melissa DeHart

I'm a writer and more sarcastic than I should be.

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

@realDonaldTrump You literally falsely claimed it on election night you waste of the interior of a cheetos bag

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd https://t.co/MKE5wHBO4R via @Change

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/Juu5DiELuM via @Change

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

I didn't really want to vote for Biden, but if he's gonna be speaking up and taking action, that's the only clear choice. #icantbreathe #blacklivesmatter #makeamericabetter

[Anthony Cleaver @AnthonyCleave11]

Very clever! 👏🏻👏🏻 #blm #BlackLivesMatter #blacklifematters

[Allen Arthur @LissomeLight]

Oh my god these people really went from “making me stay home is tyranny” to “there’s a curfew, police can do what they want to you if you’re outside” in less than a week.

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

@TijuanaFlats Please make a tofu/vegan protein option that isnt just beans 🙏 I like you guys more than Chipotle but they have sofritos.

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

@Netflix when you take down @theofficenbc can you at least give us back Scrubs?

@zachbraff @donaIdfaison Help!

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

@daxshepard I believe what you're looking for is @Benadryl

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

@Wendys was watching one of your commercials and realized your #marketing slogan must be 'sass is for the masses'

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

Stress on stress on stress on stress on stress.

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

Why call it 'leaving early' when you could call it 'proactively preparing for the next day of work'

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

@Willspub Debating whether to get pizza delivered while waiting for @Badflower to play

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

@Wawa you're food & everything is always so good. You're the @Publix of gas stations

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

@Wendys You should have a commercial where's it's just someone reading out your tweets

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

There's a special hell for people who speed through a turn lane just to cut into the normal lanes at the last second. #rude #roadrules

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

You know it's a long day when you order carryout from @PapaJohns & then drive to @Dominos AND @PizzaHut before getting to the right place

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

@tacobell We're getting a new dog & thinking about naming him after you. Can we get free food if we name him crunchwrap or gordita supreme?

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

@VancityReynolds #deadpool2 comes out on my birthday? I'm considering this as your present to me.

[Melissa DeHart @MelDeHart]

Would love to win @OrlandoDateNite giveaway @WinterParkVLG date night https://t.co/8ptkgXgLlu