MelLife

Just work hard and be nice to people. Commanders fan/hater

[Chase Senior @Chase_Senior]

Kyle Shanahan just did what Mike Vrabel didn’t do: Took accountability.

Props.

#49ers

[MelLife @MelGorf]

@_modelmorg This is the show I love.

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

It smells like burning chemicals outside, there’s smoke everywhere, no one can afford gas or groceries, and we can’t eat vegetables but glad we got to hear some more lies about an election from six years ago! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The United States if every state was named like West Virginia

[MelLife @MelGorf]

@_modelmorg Who needs @Feeds_Bot when we have morgod.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

250 years ago today.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[MelLife @MelGorf]

@ImMeme0 I fucking hate entitled people. She’s gross.

[Not A Number @myhiddenvalue]

Exactly

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jalen Brunson and De’Aaron Fox trading shots

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Charles Barkley: "I don't know if those B's. Those might be Cardi D's" unc is too freaked out😂😂

[MelLife @MelGorf]

@brandilwells Yall know what, I’m fine w this. People be ordering too much and clogging up everyone else.

[MelLife @MelGorf]

@getoffmylawn_55 @WallStreetApes You know you could just ask for those toppings instead?

[MelLife @MelGorf]

@LizzyMe30665021 @TheLucyShow1 Nextdoor app ftw! My parents cat just got found today using the app! Hopefully same outcome here.