Mel Rubin

professional keeper of pinky-promises

[Mel Rubin @MelRubin2]

@DanielleStrazz2 @patrickcotnoir @MsDeansclas1 @DanielleStrazz2 would love to hear your stories! DM me on IG @melrubin2 🙏🏼

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@podandprejudice @Schubes17 👋🏼

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@youngcornchip 👀👀👀

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i’m so sorry but this is my only takeaway from carol

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wrote a @VeryOwnSong thank you rap to @DaveedDiggs for giving us the @DisneyChannel Hanukkah ANTHEM: #PuppyForHanukkah

https://t.co/yEXakxHwj4

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good job, brooklyn. #ProspectPark

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lol to the people who watch Fox News and Take Me or Leave Me was their 10 o’clock story. #RentLive

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Will someone tell Mark his camera angle will be very unflattering?? #RentLive

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Q: Approximately how many understudies could have been hired for Roger?
A: 525,600. Approximately. #RentLive

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She’s really milking this, huh? #RentLive

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@zacharydt I appreciate you tweeting the name of the video to Twitter. No actual video. Super mysterious 🙃

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@ryannreds you killed it in Gigantic today. Sang your tush off. Congrats! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Helpless. I am so into you. #ParksandHam https://t.co/gdtb6LftB4

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@ColganM first reply to this tweet gets to go with you, right?

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Now I can turn this hullabaloo off and go to sleep. @ToriKelly, you did music. #VMAs

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@henryschwartzz ☑️ Attending

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@dwidick "There's nothing there. I have no luck" -Natalie Imbruglia on Doulas Widick's savings

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We made @ToriKelly's entire album into one song. On a baseball field. #UnbreakableSmile @D00DAD00
http://t.co/Ba3YCG2xfe

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@NorthCoastNYC You like that kick, push wordplay, eh? 😏

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Can. Not. WAIT-RESS. Just bought tix to see the new @SaraBareilles musical in Boston. *Equally excited to see Boston for the first time* 🍰🎶