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[Randi White @RandiWhite]

Yall said “nahh” to this.

I hate yall.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

President @JoeBiden and I finalized a rule that will eliminate medical debt from your credit score.

As someone who has spent my career fighting to protect consumers and lower medical bills, I know our historic rule will help more Americans save money, build wealth, and thrive.

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

the fucking PRESIDENT of the USA has to pay a woman 5 million dollars for SEXUALLY ABUSING HER! fuck this country and all that it is.

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

MAGA's,

I want to make this perfectly clear.

I voted for Kamala Harris.

But she lost.

Your guy won.

I will not be trying to join the "winning team" and become friendly to this abomination known as MAGA.

No, I will be checking the cost of eggs. Daily.

The cost of gas. Daily.

The cost of housing. Daily.

Automobiles. Daily. Rent. Daily. Food. Daily. The situation at the border. Daily.

As the Lord is my witness, you BETTER have the price of everything down with ZERO excuses.

The border better be shut as a motherplucka.

You taunted us for FOUR YEARS saying Biden sucks and your guy can fix everything.

So do it.

Or I will drag your MAGA asses across the galaxy and to Orions Belt and back.

The level of mockery I will put you through if Trump doesn't accomplish exactly at least 90% what he promised will be historical.

You have been put notice.

Not get the fuck out of my Ted talk.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I gotta say, it's pretty fucking funny to me that people are crying that they're not welcome at their family's house for Thanksgiving after voting for trump.

Like no, you're NOT entitled to a nice, pleasant dinner with decent folks after you voted for a fucking adjudicated rapist whose policies will jack up prices, break up families, end Healthcare coverage, and more.

I have ZERO sympathy for you Googling "can I change my vote" dumbasses after you saw the same January 6th that we did.

He's the same irresponsible dick who botched the response to covid, only he's much worse now, physically and mentally.

Go take your ass to McDonald's.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

In 71 Days a Rapist will be the President of the United States of America.

In 71 Days a Felon will be the President of the United States of America.

In 71 Days a Sexist will be the President of the United States of America.

I can go all day.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

"The foreigners come to our country and kill our animals"

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

MrBeast raised $30M and cleaned up 34 million pounds of trash from the ocean.

[MeliBean @MelTigerr]

Make It Illegal to Own Unspayed/Unneutered Pets Without a Breeding License - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/TAk4ndysH1 via @Change

[☔ @Whotfismick]

having parents who help you financially even as an adult

[Thia is with … 😏✌️💋🔥 @ThiaBallerina]

The American gvmnt will protect you from TikTok, while they watch you die from no health care,no affordable housing and no reproductive freedoms-while you work 50 hours a week, at $7.25/hr, to survive a 40yr high inflation, while witnessing a genocide, on a planet that’s burning.

[Jared @RealJardChatty]

I really just can’t understand how this is our reality…. AGAIN. There tens of millions of eligible candidates for presidency & the best we can find is two white men pushing 80 to run the supposed greatest country in the world??? I’m sorry, it’s pathetic

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

over the past 5 years 2840+ mass shootings have occured in the us, 3 of those shooters have been trans. guns are the number 1 killer of children 1-18 and the right are salivating over a school shooter being trans to deflect away from the main issue. ease of access to weapons.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

the fact that we have already had 36 mass shootings in america this year and we're only 23 days into the year is fucking frightening

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, if Germany can teach its children about the Holocaust, America can teach its children about racism

[Dr. Camden Morgante @DoctorCamden]

Were you the “good kid” who “parents never had to worry about”?

Watch out for those kids. They may turn up in therapy 10-20 years later with repressed emotions, overfunctioning, and the inability to ask for help because they’ve always had to be perfect.

[𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𖤐 𓃵 @triiiplice]

Waking up in October like