Mel Tucker

[Ronald Wiggums, MD @ronnywiggs_msu]

#BREAKING The hantavirus outbreak has traced its origin to this location. My medical advice: nuke this city and #stopthespread

[Joey Hauser @JoeyyHauser]

Just now realizing that the university of Michigan (the Mossad) used Brenda Tracy (Mossad agent) to build a false case against Mel Tucker (JFK) because he would have made Michigan State (United States of America) an absolute powerhouse. #foodforthought #noticing

[MSU Borat Sagdiyev @msuboratisback]

Anyone else ever catch themselves thinking “why didn’t Brenda Tracy just hang up the phone?”

[Mel Tucker @MelTouched]

FUCK DA BEARS

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Wins against Michigan

Mel Tucker: 2
Ryan Day: 1

[Barstool Spartans @BarstoolMSU]

BELT TO ASS

[Mel Tucker @MelTouched]

God Bless America

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

I needed to hear this today.

[Mel Tucker @MelTouched]

God bless. You are the backbone of America

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