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[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

this feels like the universe betrayed me

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

im a menace bcus every time i start liking someone THEY PISS ME OFF lmaooo

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

ewwww I’m feeling feelingssss and they’re being reciprocated. how embarrassing lmaooooo

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

my cousins from my moms generation assuming i’m a light weight and this innocent little thing is really so cute 🥹 they’re going to find out this summer 🤣

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

r.i.p to my liver this weekend

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

i just finished watching From Scratch on netflix and i was not fucking ready. i don’t remember who recommended this to me but your mom’s a hoe.

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

i literally met my fucking number one tiktok crush at the club, got invited to their vip, backed it up on them, and I made out with their fine ass friend. ughhh i’m LIVING

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

I never know where to look for a mirror selfie

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

Changing your perspective on life will really bring genuine people and interactions your way. It’s seriously beautiful out here.

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

My therapist is the most important human in my life. If she ever goes out of my network I would start an onlyfans to afford her idc.

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

@Nicoleknowss This literally just happened to me 5mins ago for the millionth time 😂 I don’t learn.

[zae @whatdidzaesay]

5 days at an all inclusive resort is exactly what i need rn

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

The hardest part of a break up for me is always the family and friends.

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

i just need to be around good people rn

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

not my cruise besties telling me this man who disrespected me is a 4 LMFAOOOO

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

cruises are bananas. already booking my second one.

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

y’all know that feeling when you’re drunk and it feels like you’re on a boat. well imagine actually being on a boat 😂 this shit is crazy every time.

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

lmaooooo i really hate men

[mac 🌻 @MelVanBeethoven]

girl code is amazing. like i’m on this cruise rn lit af and an old perv is trying really hard and my good sis across the hot tub notices I’m uncomfy and calls me over like the queen she is. T, baby, if you see this ily girl.