Melissa Hanscome

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

@McGregorRousey2 I can’t unsee it now

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

I would have also ridden a duck. Poor Nick. #LoveIsBlind7

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

Can’t wait to tell my son about the time I was excited to watch my “boring mommy show” and witness the next step in live tv for @netflix, but it never actually happened.

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

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[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

Can we give Mayfield back to the Browns? It’s apparent that’s who he is playing for today.

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

Everytime I see the word/name “Tate” my brain auto corrects to “taint” and that alone says all I really need to know about you or your product.

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

Life

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At least we have @Panthers football to look forward to…

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

Wait a minute. Rae and Jake weren’t physical? What about the box of toys argument?!?!? #ultimatumreunion

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

@Sheena_Marie3 Definitely not

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

@lor_to_the_uhh It’s been downhill since Obamacare. I know it had its flaws before but now it’s a total shit show.

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

@CltSquawks What. 😅 wtf is going on

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

When is it ok to tell someone that they catfished you? And they actually don’t recall the tinder date 😅.

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

How does one make a manifestation dream board. Should I hang it above my bed like I’m 12 again?

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

@Bezatte1 @CPPfanfromtheD I’ve been saying that since day one

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

@CPPfanfromtheD My dad “he’s a jerk”. Why is he a jerk? He just is

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

@lor_to_the_uhh I’m not sure it’s grownup as it’s an elderly thing. But the drinks are reasonably prices along with the hall rental 😅

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

Anyone else ever quit a job and they just don’t get the memo

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

I have a serious solution for finding lost Amazon remotes that I feel should be done already. Where the fuck did this thing go.

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

@lor_to_the_uhh Now if you showed up a little hungover too. They would think that’s your normal stretch for the next time this happens

[Melissa Hanscome @Mel_Hans]

I was Rory gilmored today…I was hit by a deer. Thankgod it was a baby so the damage was done except for a dirt streak 😅😅. No evidence of harm + car behind me stopped to check as well.