Melissa Martin

sarcasm gives me life

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

happy birthday @joannagaines !!! you are so inspiring and everything you touch turns to gold #goals

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

@StephNauth Why would you ever interact with this tweet 🥵🤮

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

@JimmyTatro @JoeDelucia1

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

Thank you @johnmayer for spending 77 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

@chipgaines Happy Birthday Chip! I read Capital Gaines and absolutely loved it. Keep on being a rockstar 💪🏻

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

Keep buying spinach and watching it die really hit home

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Cop starts giving him a drinking ticket, so everybody starts giving him money to pay it off. Legendary moment. @barstool_lax (via IG/madiwieman)

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

@CaucasianJames @StephNauth @StephNauth felt this way especially when I tried their ice water.

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

@StephNauth My favorite thing to carry around. An everyday essential.

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

@StephNauth Wow this is so worth it! You can fit so many goods in this!

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

@FrontierCare @FlyFrontier is a disgrace of an airline.

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

@StephNauth @FlyFrontier Maybe if they had decent customer service and actually made up for their mistakes I would consider flying them again, but the fact that I’ve been told by multiple agents and managers that there is nothing they can do I will never fly again with them.

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

Still not over how @FlyFrontier treated my friend and I this past week. We were told we would have a hotel room after our flight was delayed over 7 hours and then arrived and were told we couldn’t stay. Leaving 2 young girls stranded is never okay.

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

@StephNauth @FlyFrontier Yup they already gave that to me. Too bad I never want to fly Frontier again... my experience with how helpless their customer service is only solidifies the fact that I will never ever consider flying them again.

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

Still not over how @FlyFrontier treated my friend and I this past week. We were told we would have a hotel room after our flight was delayed over 7 hours and then arrived and were told we couldn’t stay. Leaving 2 young girls stranded is never okay.

[Dale Hausman @Dhausman20]

When baes on her period

[Melissa Martin @Mel__Mart]

You should be able to leave a FaceTime voicemail when someone doesn’t answer..just a vid of you saying what you gotta say, call me back biii