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i can probably eat more than you (ig:m3la)

[Shai @Shaiberrytea]

We need free healthcare Joseph.

[MELA @MelaMoxy]

on this day in 6th grade, a girl in my class told my crush i like him, and since then january 13th has been embedded in my head as the worst day if my life.

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@Qurandale @DailyLoud oh no… its not too late to delete

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add it to the list hun 💅🏼

[Abhinav singh @Abhinav_tmk]

@PicturesFoIder

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@giveu2tictacs @ChicagoCritter @SPOTNEWSonIG good thing he values his life more.

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its the first monday of Q4 & these spam callers got quotas to reach, dreams to chase…

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@ChiquitaSpeakss her and paul rudd drink from the same fountain

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has anyone launched an investigation into reba yet? she looks the exact same she did 20 years ago.

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yall feel that friday energy?

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i know the “taylor swift put travis kelce on the map” trend is a joke but now that i think about it, if you asked me last week, i wouldn’t be able to pick him out of a lineup.

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who’s stanley and why does everyone name their cups after him

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i feel like 21-24 (studio apartment age) are some of the most wonderful & unhinged years

[MELA @MelaMoxy]

mentally preparing for my toddler to start calling me a “grown up” because like, how dare you?

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i really have to laugh at myself sometimes because i just walked into my lung dr’s office with a pack of dogwalkers in my bag.

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i cant wait for my son to hit the bluey phase because im tired of watching these episodes by myself at night.

[MELA @MelaMoxy]

i’d like to believe this is what jason aldean meant when he said “try that in a small town” 😅

[🪩♫𝓐𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓾𝓼’ 𝓖𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓿𝓮♪🪩 @___bjw___]

This commentary is straight gold! 🤣💀 #BlackTwitter #montgomerybrawl

[MELA @MelaMoxy]

recently realized that barbie pink is my least favorite color

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bartender hack: whenever someone says “surprise me” or “a beer, any beer” i just hand them a bottle of bud light because 9/10 times, its the same demographic that gets offended by that.

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@n88than understandable

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why do people over 35 never clean their phone camera lens?