Melanic Shawn

A lover of SONICS stuck in Medi-tech...

[Melanic Shawn @Melanic_Shawn]

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[Hlovo @hlovo_]

We don’t call women losers enough

[Gregory @gregnsg]

Las pantallas de carga del GTA

[🇫🇷🍁 @cIairefontaine]

i have to put my faith in… switzerland…

[Antoine ♚ @ANTMVN2X]

@NickLoveATL Bro it could be anything from her threatening to kill herself to blocking the exit

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[Tek Yol FENER @TekYolFener]

Gonçalo Ramos & Jorge Jesus 📽

[ا @ZRejuvenated]

😭😭😭😭 he's dragging 50 year old Ronaldo to the next World Cup

[Siyabonga @SiyabongaOnX]

“Bhatala iimpundu zabantu!” First in my bloodline to hear these words together in this order.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷🇪🇬 @salahive]

life when egypt was leading 2-0

[y 🏆❤️ @afcyk]

Messi fans are hilarious you tell them the referee was biased to Argentina and they immediately assume you're questioning messi's greatness

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

Will she be bothered if there’s no water though

[RW 🇸🇪 @ronaldowarrior]

Casuals discovering that Messi’s whole career has been like this and Ronaldo won 5 ballon d’ors against this corruption

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

i am crying 😭😭😭

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

😭😭😭😭😭 this guy almost changed the trajectory of his life

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

“You guys are our helpers at home” is sending me😭

[TOUCHLINE @TouchlineTruth]

Lisegazini. Football is culture, it’s not just another sporting code. The chances of developing a Messi, a Neymar, Ronaldinho or Zidane are diminished by the fact that kids in the US probably don’t live in an environment where ball knowledge is passed down from their fathers, uncles and older brothers, skills honed in the streets, often barefoot scoring against a brick, or in an open field of 30+ players going at it for no reward, just passion for the game. You’re about a century behind.

Americans prioritise height and athleticism in most of their sporting codes, but Messi who is considered the goat plays the game as a so called short person. You see what I mean? Football can’t be played by machines and robots, it has soul. “Mawumnandi uMnandi” Flair can’t be taught, in fact, flair has to be coached out of a player at times. He’s almost born with it. America can start a project 3026, because their entire culture will have to shift to accommodate the craftsmanship of being a world class player, and that might take 100 years. As America will likely create special programs for young kids to excel in the sport, there’s a young boy in the favelas of Brazil who already has an immaculate first touch and dribbling ability…and I can promise you now, he figured it out himself because every single day of his life…his feet touched a ball. I’m just kicking some game⚽️, I hope it helps.

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Messi would have retired 5 times

[Reginald  @Sheer__Opulence]

The female version of this meme just dont hit the same

[sam 🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

No yellow card for losing the ball and grabbing it with your hands so your opponent can’t counter 😭 fairs man