Melanie | SARLING CROCHET

contemporary crochet • yarn geek + environmentalist-in-progress

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

SO EXCITED to be able to share my shop with you! you can now purchase crochet patterns directly from my site 🙌

> photo + video support 📽️
> choose UK / US crochet terms 🧶
> buy 2 get 1 free with code YARNARMY 💪

my shop: https://t.co/eWQ6qvF3KS
etsy: https://t.co/69hSvhq36J

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@puntofisso @Rubonist @MissAshes92 Very late to the party but THANK YOU + shush your work is excellent 🖤

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@IlaydaArden ALWAYS up for IA MG collab

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@mountaineer4061 @YouTube Wow this is AMAZING - thank you so much for sharing with me! I love natural fibres and dyes 😍 I'm going to try to get my hands on some of the grey (and maybe Air Force blue) on Friday! 👌💜

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@FrancescaAEllis @MissMelanieG You are the LOVELIEST 🖤🏆

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@floschechter @IlaydaArden @vagina_museum Sorry just seen that you have already been helped and have implemented 🙈 Love your design 💜

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

❤👌❤👌❤

[Giuseppe Sollazzo @puntofisso]

One of the silver lining of this lockdown is the (slowly) getting better at hobbies that require to switch off my laptop

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@IlaydaArden @calumchance Omg you cannot leave us hanging like this...

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@amynettleton1 Omg @joesarling THESE pleaseeeeeeee can we have one??

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

Now seems like the perfect time to get a cat. Anyone got one we can have? #northlondon P.S. have not cleared this with @joesarling but he cant say no if you drop it off on our doorstep

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

My 93 year-old Grandad pays his council tax in cash at the post office. This is a key reason he doesnt think he can self isolate. Are councils accepting late payments? #COVIDー19 #HighRiskCovid19

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@TristanCarlyon @DOLeary100 @joesarling @HomesSimonS @wilcox_fiona Haha yep, totally get this!

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@DOLeary100 @joesarling @HomesSimonS @wilcox_fiona @TristanCarlyon It was my least favourite so far... there were some funny moments but it wasnt as beautiful, powerful or enchanting as others.

I was also v disracted by a love interest being only 17 - it felt v weird.

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@IlaydaArden One once fell on me when I pulled down the sun shade while driving... I screamed, had to pull over, jumped out and ran around in a circle for a good while. I basically dont use sun shades in cars anymore 🕷

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@TristanCarlyon @HomesNickW @HomesSimonS @joesarling @wilcox_fiona Omg for real??

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

@PamelaBarnes_ @joesarling I think this makes us good people with excellent impulse control! Silver lining, it also means we can happily live the rest of our lives knowing we didn't make fools of ourselves in front of GA!!

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

Today has been amazing already and here's why. On Saturday I spent a good half an hour telling @joesarling how much I love Gillian Anderson and that I would leave him for her, should that opportunity ever arise.

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

So eyes are now peeled for these beauts appearing before me in a London cafe soon, where I will inevitably gaze lovingly at them while saying nothing. Anyway Gillian Anderson is my Queen and I shall silently serve her for all of my days.

[Melanie | SARLING CROCHET @MelanieSarling]

So here goes nothing. Andy Samberg is actual magic cos he gets better and better despite already being perfection. Lily Tomlin is a beautiful and talented angel. Adam Scott is sexy as hell and Jameela Jamil is a stunning and powerful goddess.