my girlfriend just asked me why I still pay rent for my apartment when I spend every night at her place so now I have to come up with an answer that somehow doesn’t include the phrase “breakup insurance”
fuck all of you vodka water haters. i'm convinced y'all just don't know how to make one. you're telling me i can be hydrated all night, wake up hydrated with no hangover, consume minimal calories, and STILL get blacked out??? give me some limes and sign me up, clink clink bitch
i hope everyone who is bad at math have a good day today.. remember, math is for the ugly and only ugly ppl know how to do it.. knowing math isn’t in us pretty bitches dna