Melanthrax

wouldn't believe it if I told you

[dontdrinkandgotomeetings @dontdrinkandgo1]

The only football I ever cared about

[WHY ARENT WE CALLING TREASON TREASON ANYMORE?🐀 @tommg12_tom]

Ha!
Gonna do this too

[Melanthrax @MelanthaMorgan]

@MurderSmall
I've had the worst week- been sick AND got teeth pulled and trying to get back to life today. Put on the latest episode and laughed the whole way thru! Thanks for making my day- again.

Oh yeah- SOMEBODY TASE ME!

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@WhismanSucks Those are always my favorite too. The fire is extra special if it's chilly and damp out.

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@eicarttracie I LOVE hoppin John. It's even good from a can.

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@j_toddjabrams @pattonoswalt I disagree. In fact, I think it's the other way around.

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@WhismanSucks The Wilford Brimley of felines.

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@KevinNesgoda @WhismanSucks That cat is Wilford Brimley.

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@hiitaylorblake Emmanuel Todd Lopez!

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@bwild105 I go th I this at least four times a week. It will pay off in the end. And the end is finally in sight. I GRADUATE IN NOVEMBER! Keep going sis🧡

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@TuckerDelay You deserve it! You take damn good care of me too🧡

[Amazing facts! @Factsofw0rld]

The phrase ‘pipe dream’ originates from the fantasies induced by smoking opium.

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@luchadork_eve @tmbotg I don't know!

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@bwild105 Please remember, just because that's what you got doesn't mean that's what you deserve. It's a reflection of that person, NOT YOU.

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@bwild105 That is also sad.

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@bwild105 I feel like selfish people miss out on so much by not being willing to give. Like think of what you do for a selfish mofo already and what more you'd be willing to do if they acted like they gave a shit. It's costing them more than they're gaining in my opinion.

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@bwild105 They love you but not more than they love themselves.

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@bwild105 Have you been to BookAHolic? On Oliver...best bookstore ever!