Mel Holmes 🐙

[Ryan @rybotics]

Life is better with a travel buddy.

[Hollie Anderson @hollieandersxn]

so excited for autumn & winter bcos the sky gets prettier, the leaves become colourful, firework displays, halloween creeps up on us, xmas movies and hot chocolate, cosy nights in with ur boyfriend/girlfriends, xmas decorating, family nights in !! 🌌🍁🎇👻☕️🎄👨‍👩‍👧‍👧💏

[Lucy Spraggan @lspraggan]

There is no bigger dickhead than someone that drops litter

[Mel Holmes 🐙 @MelboHolmes]

Watching the athletics makes me happy 🏃🏃

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

youth culture is feeling like if you don't succeed by 25 someone will literally come kill you

[Mel Holmes 🐙 @MelboHolmes]

Off to be with my people #leprechaunmuseum #finallyhome #imatinyperson

[Mel Holmes 🐙 @MelboHolmes]

They should do research on whether avocado is as addictive as crack because it sure seems like it 🥑🥑

[lizaqueef @bonelesspussy]

Women don’t care about bullshit like this. Give us affordable feminine products, don’t tax us for them. Give us equal job opportunities. Let us breast feed in public. Don’t tell us we were asking for it when we’re raped. https://t.co/yteo1ucc97

[Mel Holmes 🐙 @MelboHolmes]

Wouldn't it be amazing if @AldiUK delivered their food though 💁🏻

[Lucy Spraggan @lspraggan]

If you go fox hunting today you’re a piece of shit

[Mel Holmes 🐙 @MelboHolmes]

@JoshwaBail It's so sad isn't it 😕😕

[Mel Holmes 🐙 @MelboHolmes]

A real tree and Yankee candles means my house smells so much like Christmas 😍🎄🎅

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains.

Ummmmm...Alex? That’s not

What

We

Eat.

[Joe Wicks @thebodycoach]

25 days till Christmas 😀

[Mel Holmes 🐙 @MelboHolmes]

Just opened my fortune cookie and there was nothing in it.. Just about sums up my life 🤙🏻

[Mel Holmes 🐙 @MelboHolmes]

How can people be so disgusting to others just coz it's over the phone. Soz for doing my shitty job mate, don't wanna talk to you either 🖕🏻

[Katherine Ryan @Kathbum]

An ex is looking after my dogs while one of them is in *season*. I haven't been this happy about a period since every month we dated. ❤️👌🏽

[Mel Holmes 🐙 @MelboHolmes]

I love Manchester but my god the buses are the worst at actually turning up here 🤦