Melc Ohn

Former Yooper

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Cleveland Browns front office:

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@BennyMacBlog Poetry

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@TomScibelli hi I’m starting survivor because of you. Word on the street (aka your blog) is to start with 28. Wish me luck!

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Sixteen Years of Lies: The Cincinnati Reds (and Bob Castellini) Story https://t.co/4AMBXzVEKN

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@BennyMacBlog Is she interested in a throuple?

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@DarthNoobSaibot @IKEAUSA That’s hilarious. I never even received my packages- was told they oversold so, naturally, I said cancel it. This was on 4/20. It’s absolutely insane I don’t have my money yet.

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After spending countless hours on the phone with customer service and being told my refund was “on its way” 4 times now... I still do NOT have my @IKEAUSA refund and it’s been 38 DAYS. 38! That is crazy.

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@BennyMacBlog @katebarstool Along with a toddler on a stool looking through her book

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@BennyBSOhio He really did though

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@BarstoolBigCat Looks like a diaper cover for a baby

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What does it say about my character when my 4 year old warns me “don’t get distracted”?

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My kid just guessed my age to be 130. I look AMAZING for 130.

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@AliKristin Kevin’s mom is a fashion designer of some kind

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My kid is still chewing the same bite of Brussels sprouts she took five minutes into our thanksgiving meal. We are all finished eating and she’s still at the table. Gotta love holidays with kids 🤪

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Home for Thanksgiving and my dad can’t stop showing me Bigfoot videos. I’m not mad, just sharing

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@HungryJefe @BennyMacBlog @TheClemReport I forgot about that until this moment but am instantly annoyed all over again

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@BennyMacBlog @TheClemReport Eh, you’re starting Flacco so I’m not too worried. Also the true torture is making you stay upstairs with the kids/animals while I sleep on the comfy couch downstairs..

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Is there an adult-equivalent to yogurt puffs? My 10 month old is giving me stink eye every time I steal one

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My 4 year old has renamed my (male) dog Carla and is chastising him all over the house

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