Meldivius (She/Her)

I'll take 'Whiskey, Horror, DnD, and Cats' for $500, Trebek.

[The SCP Foundation 🏳️��⚧️ @scpwiki]

If you're wondering why we didn't post anything for Halloween this year, that's because we were trying to stop Mariah Carey from breaching again.

For the record, we failed. Sorry about the next two months.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Did you know that in the original Gregorian Calendar the months had different names?
January was Greg
February was Ian
March was Greg
April was Ian
May was Greg
June was also Greg
July was Ian
August was Greg
September was Ian
October was Ian
November was Ian
December was Greg

[Meldivius (She/Her) @Meldivius]

@jessie__moreno Step 1: Acquire now-subpar Halloween decos.
Step 2: *~*I M P R O V E*~* them
Step 3: Post pics of the now-glorified decorations so I can see and also receive serotonin

[Finji @FinjiCo]

You can find shirts, pins and more at https://t.co/p0td65J0oR !!

Demand has been super high so your size might be out of stock but we’re working on a big restock right now!

[Tarsier Studios @TarsierStudios]

🪩😎

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Haha goblin mode

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Also what is mongering

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Why would people monger fear when fish is right there for the mongering? Or cheese (just wondering)

[Meldivius (She/Her) @Meldivius]

@AlchemyBloc @jessie__moreno Alas! I'm actually down here in Oregon now. How about I drive up to you all and we do a road trip from there?

[brandon.wad @Thatoneguy64]

my Lord of the Rings game pitch is just Stardew Valley in the Shire. it would be the highest selling game of all time

[Meldivius (She/Her) @Meldivius]

@JustinMcElroy Many of your podcasts have, at one time or another, been a bright spot of happiness for me as I go through some dark times. Not everyone will like your work I guess, but please know that I do, and you’ve made a difference.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Well it’s a new week but great news, I am still a cat

[r/StardewValley @rStardewValley]

There can only be one.... posted by u/Luck80. Post url: https://t.co/Iumh5j44Hh #StardewValley #Stardew

[Meldivius (She/Her) @Meldivius]

@jessie__moreno I literally hide/avoid mirrors on those days. Figure I should use that “If I can’t see it, it doesn’t exist” brain weasel to my advantage somehow XD

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Single people are the ones who should get a tax deduction, married people already get to split rent.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Labor is entitled to all it creates but also specifically the donuts

[T Karney @pecunium]

I know which kind I am.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

The feline urge to knock shit over