“Siri call my friends”
“No friends found”
“I’m sorry, Siri call my pawns”
“Calling 700 walruses”
“Wait what the fuck Siri that’s not what I said”
“Ooooouuuughhhhfhgfhhh”
FRIEND
THE FAT FUCK
I FEED THAT CAT
SO MANY EGGS
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.
THE FATASS KEEPS BEGGING
FOR MORE FOOD.
KRIS. DO NOT FEED HIM.
LET HIM STARVE.
HE DOESN'T NEED TO EAT.
HE'S A BITCH.