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[melissy @Meliscooley]

@POTUS Sir we are paying $6 for eggs

[melissy @Meliscooley]

How does one not cry on their wedding day? Might have to hire a stunt double

[melissy @Meliscooley]

One of the most satisfying feelings is picking out the exact number of coat hangers (without counting duh) to shirts when putting clothes away. You can’t tell me that I’m wrong.

[melissy @Meliscooley]

@jlynne106 6 months?!? He’s growing up so fast!

[melissy @Meliscooley]

@Chelseastar5 @YETICoolers That’s so bears don’t steal your water

[melissy @Meliscooley]

@Chelseastar5 We survived!

[melissy @Meliscooley]

Oops I drank a glass of wine & signed up for another half marathon 🤷🏼‍♀️

[melissy @Meliscooley]

@brian_slosh Yess!!!

[melissy @Meliscooley]

Who’s first concert was better?

[melissy @Meliscooley]

@klllypst_ 🙄 bye

[melissy @Meliscooley]

But like why are lamps so expensive

[melissy @Meliscooley]

I’m 27 & have moved around the country quite a bit. In my experience I gotta say one thing… Gas stoves are so much better than electric stoves.

[melissy @Meliscooley]

Kinda wanna sign up for another half marathon but I also kinda don’t

[Michael Muhney @michaelmuhney]

This should be EVERYONE’S stance on abortion.

Every single word of it.

[melissy @Meliscooley]

@jlynne106 @DGyahurrd @LetsCallDooley 8!!! Go Jake!

[melissy @Meliscooley]

@danjlevy Ew David

[melissy @Meliscooley]

*moves to Neptune*

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Summer on Neptune lasts for 40 years

[melissy @Meliscooley]

The loves of my life ❤️

[melissy @Meliscooley]

Yesterday feels like a dream ✨

[Guardian sport @guardian_sport]

A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race in Utah – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds