Melissa Kelley

860 roots. Boston city living (kinda. southshore now) I really enjoy my dog, sarcasm,& good music.

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

@Wegmans it’s been months. Where is the white cheddar wegmans brand popcorn????

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

@hm could you please make this in adult size? 🙏🏻🙏🏻
https://t.co/fPeplar2Gp

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

@NoaDalzell

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

What are the unwritten rules of the MBTA? 🚇

I’ll start: Don’t sit directly next to someone if there are open seats.

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

If I was 5 min late to the dentist it would be a problem. I had no less than 10 texts to confirm my appt.

Instead I was 30 min EARLY and now they’re more than 10 minutes late to call me.

I can’t stand this shit

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

It’s so easy to just NOT bury your kid up to their neck in sand. Just stop doing it for a dumb picture. The risk is never worth it.

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

@UberEats you’re charging me $27 dollars for a $34 meal I never received and never actually cancelled myself. I’ve talked to so many people on chat who are all copy and pasting a script. This is not a way to do business.

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

@UberEats I am APPALLED at the customer service I have experienced on both chat + phone over an order that I’m being charged a cancel fee after being told that I could contact the location to cancel for me and now I’m paying $27 dollars and the rudest customer service

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

Make it make sense

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

Stick is like the golf version of Ted lasso season 1 . It’s just enjoyable. You can’t help but smile at Owen Wilson. Very happy it’s been renewed for season 2.
Okay, that’s all

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

Same

[Celtics Lead @CelticsLead]

Every day that Al Horford remains a free agent makes it more likely he’s going to re-sign with the Celtics, and that’s a hill I’ll die on ☘️

[Bobby Krivitsky @BobbyKrivitsky]

Brad Stevens includes Al Horford among the Celtics' departures while doing an in-game interview on NBATV:

"It's hard to see Jrue go. It's hard to see Kristaps go; Luke, Al...I know when they come back to Boston this year, it'll be pretty special, the tributes to all of them."

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

👋🏼 @Al_Horford

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

@StoolGreenie He’s having another baby per his wife’s IG… who wants to move 6 kids?! 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

@ChrisForsberg_ 💔💔💔💔

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

@ashanti as if I couldn’t love you more. Talking about your post partum anxiety on tv is 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

Nelly and Ashanti reality show is out . It’s where you’ll find me for the foreseeable future

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

I’ve been texting my wife (who doesn’t follow politics) in Truth Social format.

She thinks I’ve developed a massive mental disability.

Telling.

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

💔

[Noa Dalzell 🏀 @NoaDalzell]

Lauren Holiday reposted a message from Xavier Tillman’s wife, Tamia, on Instagram:

The Holidays and the Tillmans — and their kids — had grown very close over the past two seasons.

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

Okay and this. I hate that I’m gonna have to go back

[Melissa Kelley @MelissKell]

I hate market basket. The store is backwards. I don’t want my frozen stuff first. It’s always absolutely packed with miserable people. Only thing it’s got going for it is how full the MB bags of chips are