Melissa Smet

I like my wine like my personality: sparkling

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

Why are we trying so hard to make alternatives to plastics straws? The best possible alternative already exists: @RedVines

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

I’m attending a wedding in two weeks and the dress code said “wear whatever makes you feel beautiful” and that’s the dumbest and most confusing thing you could say to a wedding guest

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Please stop asking me what I do for a living....,I’m doing me

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

America does almost everything wrong. But you know what America does way better than Europe? Kitchens. Europeans have college dorm sized fridges and combination oven/microwaves. I now know why every American on House Hunters International complains.

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

When you’re unemployed there’s truly nothing as exciting as an all day news event

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

I’m turning 27 soon and I have not been to a bar since I was 25....and I feel like because of that I should have saved a bunch of money? But I did not.

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

My boyfriend said to me today “I know people probably think you don’t accomplish much during the day but I know you learn a lot from all the things you google” and that’s all the encouragement I need to continue my routine of reading hours of Wikipedia followed by hours of tiktok

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

A few hours from now @JoeBiden will call Trump. The sun will be shining so bright, he’ll have his aviators on. Trump picks up, Joe smiles, and tells him “you’re fired”. And balance will be restored.

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

Trump: “we can’t let our country be disgraced by something like this” meaning “voter fraud” - I think you’ve singlehandedly disgraced our country enough in the past four years

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

I’ve been watching CNN for 48 hours so I think I’m more of an expert than him - you can literally see the election observers from both sides on tv as reporters report live. What a fucking joke.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Let’s be clear about this: if a Muslim woman was nominated to SCOTUS you would see Republicans lose their mind about her religious background...

“Sharia law” would be trending right now.

Miss me with the pearl-clutching and all this righteous talk about religious freedom.

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

It was never about “protecting the unborn” it was always about controlling women

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

This thread ❤️. There is someone in your life you can call, email, reach out to and it will make a difference.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me be clear: A Biden-Harris Administration won't increase taxes by a dime on anyone making less than $400,000 a year.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Make no mistake: if you are out of work, if your business is closed, if your child’s school is shut down, if you are seeing layoffs in your community, Donald Trump decided today that none of that matters to him.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what about a video? This 8 second video destroys all attempts by @realDonaldTrump to downplay the virus because it shows him gasping for air.

Many Americans are now visually seeing how the virus causes breathing difficulties & lung damage.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Weird how all the Republicans who know every little developmental stage of a fetus suddenly don’t understand what incubation time is

[Melissa Smet @Meliss_O]

This is a good tweet but there should be more emphasis on if you want our country to have *any sort of future*

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Imagine a future where:

- Health care is a right
- We end the gun violence epidemic
- We combat climate change
- Our government works for everyone

It’s a future that we can build — together.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

just realized i am more scared of our government now than i was in 1998.
and that’s saying a lot.
A. LOT.