Melissa Bischoff

I'd make an interesting Disney princess. Or a superhero.

I have monilethrix... but that's not really important.

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

Can someone with more knowledge than me let me know if my @tacobell just used too much soap when cleaning the machine or if it's some sort of reaction? I couldn't figure out why my Baja Freeze tasted weird until I let it sit for a bit. #thebubbleswerehigher

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

Beep LILEEP Beep LILEEP Shiny LILEEP Lileep LILEEP

No sleep til Lileep.

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

No sleep til Lileep!

Beep Beep Shiny Lileep!

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

A great @TimberRattlers game so far, but I'm low key hoping to hear/see: https://t.co/8ZUh8ggfwU

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

As much as I have loved everything @KennyOrtegaBlog has ever had to do with(Newsies is still my fave, but I'm biased-- it was made especially for me 😆), it took me this long to get to watch #JulieandthePhantoms. Too little too late, but I NEED MORE!!!!!

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

Dear @netflix,
I'm insignificant, but I'm a Colby girl at heart. Sarah Dessen's books got me through a lot & even though I am too old to play any of my favorite characters, getting to be a part of one of the movies or even just be on set would be a dream! Please consider.
XOXO Me

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

Can we just talk about how they all CLEARLY understood the assignment?! #perfection #wegotourweddingpicturesback

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

Reminder to self: Feel like talking? Don't. Nobody cares. You just end up feeling and sounding foolish. Same with life.

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

I have under a year to put together the GREATEST Penelope Garcia costume ever... why am I struggling on where to even begin to transform into a literal Queen?! #CriminalMinds #PenelopeGarcia

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

I don't come on Twitter often, but when I do, it's because @becksmecks, @EugeneLeeYang, @KeithHabs, @korndiddy, and @milesbon are being the absolute greatest. (Also others, I'm sure. Like I said, I don't come here often.)

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"Miss Lissa, can you call Addison and Zed & ask them and the cast to come help us learn our parts?" As if I just magically know @ImMegDonnelly & @MiloManheim's numbers & we are at bestie status. I don't think these 6 year olds know how things work. #teachersdontknoweverything

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Update: he convinced his mom and he's, apparently, dying it green in 4 days. So, @ZombiesDCOM, if you need a young Zombie for a 4th movie... he's got you covered. #imalsoavailablelol

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

The daycare kiddos have been putting a whole production of @ZombiesDCOM 1, 2, & 3 together all day every day and it's literally the greatest thing ever! They've DIY'd props and costumes and sing the songs the whole day. #ilovemyjob #myloveoftheatreanddisneyandmykiddoshascollided

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

The 6 year old playing Zed has been working with his mom to come up with a plan to dye his hair green and Addison and Willa's actresses are begging me to use my wigs. It's been fantastic!

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

Well, I guess it didn't work. We got to tailgate and talk to the wonderful 50/50 guys... and then we got soaked. So much for my dream @TimberRattlers bachelorette!

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

I need all the prayers & good vibes. Defenders of the Diamond at the @TimberRattlers game tonight is doubling as my bachelorette party & it would be great if the storm could hold off until after the celebration. I just want to celebrate with my people & my team! #alsomypeople?

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

Where is the best(and possibly cheapest, all things considered) place to find all 3 of the @ZombiesDCOM scripts? The daycare kiddos have all chosen characters to play & want to act/sing/dance out all 3 movies. Also ISO the best movie-true choreo tutorials to teach them the moves

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

*correction, it's been TWO YEARS?!

[Melissa Bischoff @MelissaAnykid]

It's now been a full year without a working flute. Kind of wishing it would be acceptable to ask for one on our wedding registry 😆 I am CRAVING it. Well... back to living through @lizzo while waiting until after wedding & house funds are fully saved up to start the flute fund.

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Ok, @TimberRattlers, I have a conundrum. My bachelorette party is, aptly, on "Defenders of the Diamond" night. Perfect, right? Well, I have a friend who is making the shirts, but is worried that the phrase is trademarked so she doesn't want to use it. Can we?