Melissa Hefferan

remind yourself that its ok not to be perfect

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@alyssa_allen21 ALYSSA I have not taken a single pill in my life

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card. 😭

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I never thought I would hate a snow day as much as I do right now having virtual snow days

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One of my first graders and I really had this conversation today. Blessed that a 7 year old atleast thinks I’m cute and beautiful.
“You look beautiful Miss Hefferan”
“Wow thank you, why do you think I look beautiful today?”
“Because you look beautiful and cute everyday”

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@lordes_whore Was checked out before I even started

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@toweringted Why is that?

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“How many days out of the week are you stressted out”
“7”

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Some little girl in my class literally pulled down her tights in the middle of class today. If that doesn’t explain how my week is going I don’t know what does

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“I have the hiccups someone come scare me”
“Just look inside your closet”

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@lordes_whore @piro_alexa Wow amazing!!! Thank you!!!! :)

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i.... cannot bring myself to pay $30 for an elf on the shelf for my classroom. why is it so expensive? if anyone wants to gift me one, DM for the address

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@lordes_whore Retweet

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My life feels so lost in the sauce it’s unreal

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“This dinner took literally 5 hours to cook and we just ate it in 15 minutes”

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@lordes_whore Me having a mental breakdown legit every morning and still going into work I’m basically dead

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@sarala143 Not exactly I do both at the same time if that makes any sense

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Just so everyone knows I strongly dislike teaching first graders in person and virtual at the same time

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Please do not text me first, I respond within minutes and you take hours to respond. Might as well not text first at all

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@toweringted just told me big foot lives above her and she doesn’t sleep past 10. I’m crying