Melissa Macabre 🥀

...🖤”Coming in a mess, going out in style”🖤... Nature devotee 🌲 Swiftie 🫶🏼 Taphophile 🥀 Music connoisseur 🎶 Midwestern girl 🇺🇸

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

Had a rough day yesterday, but this?? I just.....thank you, @BoneheadsPage. Sending so much love your way 🖤

[Paul Arthurs. @BoneheadsPage]

@MelissaMacabre_ @liamgallagher happy birthday

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@insanereality “Drive” playing in the background 😭

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

“Not sponsored” ✨🎉✨

@BaileySarian 🖤

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@jaimepantss Yes! It was just sheer perfect coincidence that you chose this screenshot from The Soup, lol.

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@jaimepantss In all its glory

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@jaimepantss Wait, I have the actual clip, let me dig it up, lol

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

What is the WORST piece of #ProfessionalAdvice someone has given you? I’ll go first:

“If people like you, you’re not a good manager”.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Oasis till I die

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@liamgallagher I hate the circumstances, but having my world collide is amazing. Much love to you and The Foo, LG 🤘🏻🖤

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

Today’s #ShowerEpiphany:

My ear discovered that Noel Gallagher MAAAAAY have stolen certain keys/chord progressions/cadences for “Don’t Look Back in Anger” from…. wait for it….

“POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE”….

…..and I CANNOT UNHEAR IT. #musictheoryruinedme

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

Hi, Twitter. It’s been a while.

Today I gave my r*pist his name back when I realized my coworker knew who he was. I said his ACTUAL name, first and last, followed by “…is a r*pist piece of shit”. Now another woman knows, and it felt….good? #growth #vindicated #MYVOICE

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@BaileySarian Aw, I’m so sorry Bailey 😞
Just remember: you cannot pour from an empty cup. Take care of yourself first and foremost 🖤

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@liamgallagher Celestial ✨

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@BoneheadsPage Hi!! New Year’s resolution?

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@liamgallagher Ah, but you’re on the People’s list, LG. Even better! 😉🤘🏻

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@TurtleGoneWild1 @jaimepantss So weird! When my taste and smell were going out and coming back everything smelled…sickly? Like, infected almost? So strange and miserable. Glad your dad made it out the other side of Covid, though! 🖤

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@jaimepantss 2/2 My taste and smell is also still weird….it takes about 5 bites or something before I REALLY taste it. We got “officially” sick December 18th and 20th 2020 (positive tests). It’s so wild how differently it affects people. Also so scary being sick at the same time. Ugh.

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

@jaimepantss 1/2 My husband had a fever for 2 weeks straight. It was awful. However I only ran fever in my sleep on and off and didn’t even realize it. I lost my taste and smell for nearly 5 weeks yet he did not. I’m still affected with the midday fatigue, he still has slight breathing issues

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

My love for all things horror and @GroovyBruce started when I was merely 8 years old. 🖤

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Evil Dead flashback: now 40 years old, it was the beginning of the beginning. Filmed in 1979, we still took black & white pix.

[Melissa Macabre 🥀 @MelissaMacabre_]

Back in college the girlfriends of my party buddies did NOT like me all that much (i WaSnT LiKe OtHeR gIrLs), but in reality this was what I wanted to tell them:

https://t.co/YA1eStOhZR

“Tell ya boyfriend next time he’s around to buy his own weed and don’t wear my shit down…”