Melissa Magpie

Pediatric/School Nurse, mother of 2, wife of a Green Beret, and the most sarcastic lady that you will ever meet!

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

"@OMGFacts: “Mortgage” means “death contract.” --> http://t.co/fzK80Wvfec" ain't that the truth!

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

Don't let anyone EVER dull your sparkle!!!

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

"@quotingIife: The people who care the most always get screwed over."

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

Why is it that seeing Toothless interact with Hiccup, makes me think of my dog and how cuddly he is??

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Ever Heard Of Quokka? Meet Australia's Rarest, Happiest, and Most Adorable Animal --> http://t.co/V0YAPUoio5

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

Sometimes, the best "high" is when inspiration strikes!

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

"@Fascinatingpics: Every king needs his queen. http://t.co/2UQTLHw0dq" You got that right!!

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

STOP tweeting about how some actress/singer is going bra less!! Who the f* cares?? It does not affect my life or anyone else's!!

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

U would think a nurse would have a more nutritious lunch, but not this one! Do as I say, not as I do!! Lol

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

@We1DFandom what's going on??

[Sheryl Underwood @sherylunderwood]

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

It's not a tiara, I just simply be dazzle my horns.....

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

At my baby girl's Lacrosse game. Oh the intensity, I can't take it!! Go Panthers! #PuyallupGirlsLacrosse

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

"@HistoricalPics: Insane Ads from the past!
#4 Start ‘em early!
Full list here: http://t.co/Vu2TXtH7fC

Truly Insane http://t.co/oIDmfwvztP"

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

"@HistoricalPics: At least try. http://t.co/ijvddutSJM"

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

So sad! "@cnnbrk: At least 9 people were killed when tour bus collided with truck, Calif. Highway Patrol says. http://t.co/QzvovjWXsq"

[Melissa Magpie @MelissaMagpie]

I knew that couldn't be for real! Hilarious!! One Direction- Behind the scenes of the behind th…: http://t.co/oCTuB9l8bO

[Lynn Abaté-Johnson 👑 Queen Of CommUNITY @LAJbiz]

just heard on @WahlburgersAE by Alma: "say what you mean, but don't be mean when you say it" Do you love that or what?