Melissa Murphy

Throw me overboard,
Let’s see if I sink or swim

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

Pain= trying to control laughter before showing your boyfriend a video that hasn’t failed to make you laugh for weeks only for him to stare blankly at the screen and not even crack a smile

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

Down to 103 pounds and my body dysmorphia has never been worse.

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

Someday you’ll be everything to somebody else

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

Thanks @thechainsmokers for spending 2,229 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to I Love U. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Ro2sbxqL52

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

🎶 I want you to drunk text meeeee🎶

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

@imari The grilled artichoke!!!!

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

What I preach to my patients has finally come full circle… if you don’t give your mind and body time to rest, your mind and body will pick the time for you.

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

I am an empty shell of a human. I would give everything I have to hold you one last time.

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

@ashleyyann__ Yes you will!!

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

I have never seen a better example of histrionic personality disorder than watching Amber Heard put on the show of her entire career acting like a victim of domestic violence.

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

Camille Vasquez’s cross examination is a work of art. A masterpiece to behold. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

After what’s been one of the worst weeks of my life, I can say that I am a survivor of prednisone. Boy does it feel amazing to be myself again.

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

When your adolescent client tells you about a school fight AND comes with videos and receipts of all the drama >>>>>>>>>>

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

Take care of your mental health people. When your body reacts, listen ❤️

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

I can’t even remember to bring my Fuckin wallet in with me places how the HELL am I supposed to remember to carry 2 epipens around ?!???!? Do they make AirTags for that yet

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

@JamesArmato I’m a therapist and I 100% approve this to be a “mental health day”.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Be careful what you wish for” ok I will be careful of a very large sandwich

[Daniel G 🍌 @DanielitoG25]

This tax stuff is way too hard I think I'm just gonna go to jail

[Melissa Murphy @MelissaMurphy30]

All my Facebook memories tell me is how often I referenced lyrics from “Tha Carter lll” as a coping mechanism.

Honestly……..still do.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

so grateful for my spa treatment today!!
(held face above strainer when making Mac n cheese)