Melissa O'Connor

One heck of a lady! (if you believe that, you don't know me)

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Help if you can! https://t.co/3o2iKMUbER

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@hitRECordJoe I'd rather they separate the smelly people from the non-smellies. Have you ever sat next to a farter on a 3-hour flight? I have. I wanted a parachute.....

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@hitRECordJoe My irises last spring.

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@kirstiealley Drove 7 hours to New Mexico. Had an Alien Ale.

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@OrvilleIV @peacockTV Where in Albuquerque should I go hang out to see some movie/series locations? I'm heading there in about a week or so. 😏

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@michaeleaves @DrewEngelbart @PGATOUR 🤢🤮

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@parentinfluenc1 I thought that first picture said 'dick' instead of 'deck'. And I thought.....been there. 👎

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@deancain Lol!

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@hitRECordJoe Get some self esteem!

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@ksorbs Frightening

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@SeanMOConnor1

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@IncredibleCulk A middle aged loser. Just like every other day of the week.

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@kirstiealley Perfect comparison!

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@KirkYuhnke Christine and the other anchor look like twins! (I didn't catch her name).

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@KirkYuhnke Are you seeing this?!?! They have clones doing the weekend news!

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@SamBoik @KDVR @christinerappwx Soooooo, do you work 7 days a week now?

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@JKCorden @kirstiealley I wish fat shaming was still cool. Maybe I wouldn't accept my obesity so easily. :(

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@SamBoik how the heck do I go about getting invited to judge the firefighter calendar guys?!?! Lucky you!

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@kirstiealley Yikes, I'm glad my phone doesn't do that!

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@ksorbs Me too! I like everything on a hot dog... ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, sauerkraut, chili, cheese, you name it! Maybe not all at the same time though. Maybe I don't even like hot dogs, just all the stuff on top! 🌭