Melissa Farris

[Melissa Farris @MelissaSFarris]

Reciprocity: the even exchange of ideas and knowledge; embodies fairness, respect and cooperation.

[Melissa Farris @MelissaSFarris]

*wrote essays by hand*

[Melissa Farris @MelissaSFarris]

Spending sufficient time in the Word will leave you with insufficient time to worry.📖

[Melissa Farris @MelissaSFarris]

"Wishes are lame, but prayer has legs, yes wings, with which it runs, and even flies, towards
God. Wishes are baskets, but prayer fills them with bread. Wishes are clouds, but prayer is the rain."
-C. Spurgeon

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CDC now recommends saltines, ginger ale, & one episode of the Price is Right, followed by one episode of Days of Our Lives, if you’re feeling poorly. Latch key kids sit yourselves. Otherwise, it's Mamaw’s couch.

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@PureStorage Eric wasn't lying on the webinar! You hang around long enough and you'll wake up and find yourself in an orange room. #WFHwithPURE #OnlyTheStickerIsNew 🤣🤣 #ImSurrounded

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Kids caught in a civil war in Syria need your help. Make a difference & maybe save a life https://t.co/a1Ld8Hev9c.
Retweet #10for10

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Eazzzy killah 🐱 🐞

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If Christianity is a daily walk with God, and you had a Fitbit on...

Would you have hit your steps today?

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Heard it said that Christianity's just religious brainwashing. Wrong answer. It was bloodwashing. #washedintheblood

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@FrazierBrett Adorable!
Also... my feet are cold just looking at his toes. I am mailing him socks and shoes. 👍😊

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Tom Brady, Lord of the Dance

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He don't get no respect.
#LaneKiffin #ownteamlefthim #rolltide #rollfasterhescoming

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W/brain half frozen Kam recognized God's unmerited favor. @DangeRussWilson @Kam_Chancellor Not perfect. Set apart.

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@hoosercharles58 But can't hold ol' Joe Birch to that standard, now can I? Anyway, the weather folks are only right @50% of the time

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@hoosercharles58 Yes, evidently bad weather=crazy ppl. But I functioned ok. Dunno why the phone dropped outta my hand. (Cont.)

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@hoosercharles58 Oh, THEY were in disaster mode mania...lol
Bless them.

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@hoosercharles58 Do you remember what news said that? I'd be interested

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@hoosercharles58 nah, went to friend's house just north of the accident bc the south bound lane going to my hometown was closed. Kept north

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@hoosercharles58 Not what happened. My house? Ummm, lol no.