Melissa

I love cake

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@CBCNews Just leaving this here as well, this is a message from the GM to staff asking why their pay was late and tips hadn't been paid out. The place is run by thieves.

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

My top podcast of 2021. What was yours? 5086 minutes of ear biscuits. 3.5 full days. So worth it! #SpotifyWrapped #earbiscuits @rhettmc
@LinkNeal https://t.co/Mh29t7y1qv

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@timson_taylor Oh fuck that bud. I would probably die before I sank a single... Whatever you sink in this game hahahahaha

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@Mythical I know everyone has one now, but my ninja foodi air fryer, it also roasts, pressure cooks, slow cooks, it's a rice cooker if you want it to be, I made a damn cheesecake in it, I freaking love this thing.

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

This photo made me oddly uncomfortable. I feel like we need @MythicalChef to weigh in on this.

#AHotDogIsASandwich #uncomfortable #food #imeanyeah #butisit

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@fivetwentyone Happy birthday kitty!

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

Hey @ChesterCheetah @CheetosCanada I made a cake for your biggest fan lol! I LOVE the flamin hot puffs!

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@VoteTrump24 "I'm not Trump, I'm just a supporter that makes the same grammatical and spelling mistakes and posts insane shit that he would support"

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@Mythical Angry yet adorable dog with a lazy eye

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@Mythical I'm honestly a bit embarrassed I do this but it's something that I've been doing forever and hiding from everyone😂😂😂😣 it's so freaking good!!! Lots of Frank's inside, and some on the side for dipping, I put that s*** on everything.

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@Mythical So hear me out here. this is something no one knows. Not even my followers know this. Not even my family knows this.

Chunky peanut butter and cheese whiz sandwich with Frank's Red hot drizzled inside. Looks like a mild-mannered peanut butter sandwich, but you bite into it, BAM!

[Elie Honig @eliehonig]

It’s been about 100 hours since we learned that the President tried to force the Georgia Secretary of State to falsify election results. That was about three impeachable acts ago.

[Alexis Johnson @alexisjreports]

I feel like we are downplaying the “a couple of bombs found” part of the day idk

[Kaili Joy Gray @KailiJoy]

When Democrats lost in 2016, they knitted pink hats and donated to Planned Parenthood.

[Taylor @timson_taylor]

@tegridyfarms Can't we all use a little #tegridy this time of year.. Merry Christmas!

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@mikemchargue It's disappointment in long vegetable form. It's an angry, mean food.

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@rhettmc & @LinkNeal
#earbiscuits got me through my first unemployment of 20 years and one of the hardest years of my life, mental health wise. 5 days of my year was spent listening. Time well spent?

My top podcast of 2020.What was yours? #2020Wrapped
https://t.co/PxScuzeXhQ

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@rebekahstyIe All the same person, this Bree Day.

[Melissa @MelissaTimson]

@rebekahstyIe Changed my mind. This is definitely a scam to get more rts. All from the same person. The only person she replied to is her own self. You suck lol