Melissa Connell

Drummer for the band Wheat State Revival. I’m not very funny but I think I am so plz like my tweets for my self esteem. she/her

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

I may be being delusional right now but at least I’m happy😂

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

Honestly just put me in a cabin in the woods where it’s between 20 and 60 degrees every day and I can just read books and scream cry to 2000’s alt rock and pop punk songs until I lose my voice.

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

hey do me a favor and if you’re a straight white man saying things will be fine, just shut the fuck up okay? they will be fine FOR YOU because everything is always fine for you.

it will not be fine for women.
for people of color.
for immigrants.
for lgbt folks.

[Amanda 🫶🏻 @dearreaderr13]

remember when Anna Delvey got voted off DWTS the first week because she’s a convicted felon… where was that energy when voting for a literal PRESIDENT …???

[chadchad @thechadx2]

I think I somehow deluded myself into thinking America might choose a woman over the worst man alive

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

I knew a lot of men hated women, but I didn't realize how many women hated women.

[trash jones @jzux]

i love finding out a person my age is already divorced. like damn bro you lapped me

[conor shack @ConorShack]

“im neurodivergent” that’s cool man you’re still being an asshole

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

I just need like 4 days off the grid to reset myself😅😣

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

#NewProfilePic

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

The urge to get a thigh tat is absolutely visceral rn

[Amanda Michelle @A_Connell24]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

Sympathy by the GooGoo Dolls is on my top songs for 2023 and I could not be happier.

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

I’m sorry… “baddie green daddy”?!????

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

SNL’s 50 years of hip hop sketch just… hit the nail on the head tbh😅

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

Therapy and a fresh cut on the same day? I’ll be unstoppable for a week.

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

Just a thought: if you wouldn’t hire a geriatric felon to work at your business, or let them watch your children, handle your money, etc. do you really want to elect one to be president?

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

Intermittent fasting got me eating my leftover bbq sandwich at 10am like what😅

[Melissa Connell @Melissa_Connell]

I was obsessed