Melissa Finck

[William Finck @christogenea]

If Jesus were a jew, He would have done stand-up comedy instead of parables.

If Jesus were a jew, the bankers would inherit the earth.

If Jesus were a jew, there would only be feminine names listed in His genealogy.

If Jesus were a jew, he would have been twirling chickens and sacrificing someone else's child for His own sins.

If the Israelites were jews, the Torah would be no different than the Talmud, it would have seven genders, and pederasty would be encouraged.

If the Israelites were jews, Eve would have remained married to the serpent, and kept two husbands.

If the Israelites were jews, Sodom and Gomorrah would never have been incinerated, and the angels would have gladly consorted with the Sodomites.

If Moses were a jew, he would have never told God (Exodus 4:10): "O my Lord, I am not eloquent ... but I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue." Instead, he would have been a fast talker with the "gift of gab".

If Moses were a jew he would have been telling pharoah about the shoah!

If Abraham were a jew, he would have moved to Sodom with Lot, had a party and cursed G-d for wanting to destroy all those nice, loving Sodomites.

If Joshua's Hebrews were jews, they'd have invaded Canaan with briefcases and pencils instead of swords and axes.

If Samson were a jew, he would have killed a thousand asses with his own jawbone.

If David were a jew, he'd have drunk the blood from Goliath's skull.

If David had been a jew, he'd have asked Uriah to a threesome rather than getting him killed.

If Solomon had been a jew, he'd have told the women to cut the baby up in three pieces so he could get some too. Then he could have demanded all the blood for himself.

If the Old Testament were a jewish book, it would have been a banking manual.

If Jesus were jewish, He would have been advocating baby rape from Sanhedrin 54b and Kethuboth 11.

If Paul of Tarsus were a jew, he wouldn't have told his followers to drink milk.

If Peter were a jew, he would have twirled a cock over his head to pass on his sins, each time he heard a cock crow on that fateful night.

If a jew is moving his lips, he is lying!

If you see a rabbi, there has already been a crime!

[William Finck @christogenea]

The week at Christogenea:

[Melissa Finck @Melissa_Smith_8]

I count it glory to be hated and slandered by Godless pagans who hate YHWH and despise my husband's work. These blasphemers consist of Christ-haters, genetic bastards, homosexuals, and low-life scum. They find some random picture of a mudshark and post it acting as if I am the mudshark in their photo. I have met many friends on this platform and they know that I am not the female in their slanderous photo. I challenge these false accusers to provide a real pic of me with a nigger because it will never happen. Another thing, I don"t have dark roots because I was born a blonde and never have to dye my hair to pretend to be one. I expect these personal attacks because my husband is William Finck. It's not the first time I have been slandered and their lies do not bother me because of the source of the slander. These scumbags have no morals, so I expect them to hate YHWH and His messengers. Hail Christ!

[Melissa Finck @Melissa_Smith_8]

When a pagan takes a swing at you and you catch it mid swing. 🤣

[Melissa Finck @Melissa_Smith_8]

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