melisus

*laughs in colombian*

[ZARIA @zariaz1]

i be so quick to diagnose somebody lmao. like there HAS to be a psychological explanation for this behavior

[ATL☆ @alantelera]

I wanna become famous just so I can go on Hot Ones. I wanna eat them wings w that bald white man so bad.

[melisus @Melisus_]

omg why is posting on here when you haven’t posted in a while so embarrassing

[Jaylah Nicole @jaylahhnicole]

new yorkers kinda ate with “my heart” like I’ll give them that

[Merv @fatalmerv]

Drake already got Sol’s number from her family

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 ❤︎ ⋆ ݁ ⸌̑⸍͂ @misskerrington]

none of my swimsuits will be kid friendly this summer teach yall kids about bad btches

[･ﾟ *✧:*Kitanna*:✧*･ﾟ @h0neyginsengg]

People be scared to say stuff but I’m NOT. That’s why everyone wants 2 kill me or have sex wit me

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

I actually think that hurting my feelings should be punishable by death

[melisus @Melisus_]

someone sent me a dm of a voice message of them barking, the yearners are back!!!

[fiffy ☆ @schiapearII]

the Chanel couture ss26 set!🍄

[melisus @Melisus_]

I’m quiet when you guys talk about spicy bowls, bc i use to destroy a pickled egg & hot sausage at 7am in middle school

[Dyme @dyme_dyme_dyme]

No. ❤️

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

I love when bad bitches are also comedians

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Buying a home as a single woman then dating a man that rents and eventually moves into your home is truly a concept I can’t wrap my head around fully.

[melisus @Melisus_]

I love being a suv girl, sedans make me feel like i’m in a meep meep

[E. @itselisaaaaa]

me & fine dining go tg real bad

[melisus @Melisus_]

i really hate when yall have fine hbs & don’t tag them, smh greedy

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 ❤︎ ⋆ ݁ ⸌̑⸍͂ @misskerrington]

me at 20 vs me @ almost 30 is crazy. you do in fact just get sexier and sexier and sexier and sexier and sexier and

[Maira @maira4yo]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)