Melissa Agar 🦦

I'm an English teacher/drama director/speech coach (entering year 25!) at Monmouth-Roseville High School in west central Illinois. Preferred pronouns: she/her

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@OrevaZSN Yup. It cost $50 the last time a friend and I went to the movies.

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@kennedyddoftx You deserve all this love and so much more! You are the definition of what a queen should be!!!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@dragraceher As soon as they announced the challenge, I knew Kennedy was going to win and was so happy!!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@chaothiqqq We had this same conversation yesterday after watching the promo — the “aha” moment and then the “oh, wait!” realization.

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@lesbians4jewels I SCREAMED!!!!

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Another day another job for Marco.

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@kennedyddoftx I was LIVING!!!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@Kori_kiing Welcome home. 😉

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@DragDiors Not a soul could clock. That is a WO-MAN!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

I cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard in a movie theater!!!

[Stop! That! Train! @stawpthattrain]

This train is PACKED, but we saved you a seat!

STOP! THAT! TRAIN! is NOW PLAYING only in theaters! Get tickets now at https://t.co/FjrPRKJXzx! #StopThatTrain

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@mascarayde I feel like this is a movie that needs to be seen multiple times to catch everything!!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@kennedyddoftx I LOVED your outfit. It was chic and sexy and gorgeous!!!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

Something this Bulls fan ever thought she would say . . . GO KNICKS!!!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

This is the gayest Tonys in years and I’m LIVING! Happy Pride!!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

What is this world where I am suddenly hardcore rooting for CATS at the Tonys?

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@HunterBiden is the new king of Gen-X — just out there spitting truth with no f’s to give. I LIVE!!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@SalinaEstitties LOVE LOVE LOVE you!!!! When Ru called your name, I seriously screamed like my favorite team won a big sportsball event!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@gnocchipastayum Sis was like, “I know I will not be lip syncing!” WRONG!!!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@Angeriavm I cried when Ru announced she was in the top two! I am loyal for life to those Logo queens!!

[Melissa Agar 🦦 @MellaBlue71]

@omgsidewalks Stumble!