Brent Mathis

There are only 2 ways to do anything, the wrong way and the American way.

Thoughts are my own, except when they are my wife's.

[Brent Mathis @Mello_Polo]

Today I become an alumnus of @LifeAtPurdue. It's been a wild 4 years and I wouldn't trade it for anything #PUGrad2014

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I got the coolest action figure for Christmas!

Thank you to all the health care superheroes working today. Let’s help by getting vaxxed and boosted! 🎄💉

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"Let me put this as plainly as I know how: Iran's nuclear program must be stopped--by any and all means necessary. Period." #TimeToGetTough

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

We were ALL Purdue fans on this night.

RIP Rondale Moore 🙏

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Not even tornadoes want to go to St. Louis 😭

[Flo @LiquidFlorian]

@pegobry_en I enjoyed the prequels. Even the pod racing.

[Brent Mathis @Mello_Polo]

Because we have the best zoo around and there's no admission price.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

What’s going on in Missouri?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Study Finds Every Man's Deepest Desire Is A Giant Map With Tanks And Soldiers On It That They Can Push Around With Sticks https://t.co/dHo99VthDW

[C.Jay Engel 🌲 @contramordor]

I’m going to steal the President of Venezuela.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Midwest

Thanksgiving Christmas

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“It’s negative 40 degrees.”

“Fahrenheit or Celsius?”

“…I have amazing news.”

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

A beautiful shot of the East Wing before Trump destroyed it. I can't believe it's gone.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Leonardo DiCaprio just sold his PS2

[Christine @Christine726508]

@barstoolsports Marco Rubio realizing he now has to be head coach at PSU.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You can drive 77 hours without leaving the Midwest

[Brent Mathis @Mello_Polo]

Best birthday post ever.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

@krassenstein I don’t give a shit what you call it

[Deablo fan account @DeferredWalkOn]

April: “I miss college football”
May: “I miss college football”
June: “I miss college football”
July: “I miss college football”
August: “I miss college football”
September: “Fuck this team”

[Brent Mathis @Mello_Polo]

@DefiantLs

[Quinn @QuinnSTLCards]

Inside you there are two wolves.

One loses a series to the Rockies.

The other wins a series against the Dodgers twice.

You are the 2025 St. Louis Cardinals.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

States that are clearly in the Midwest