Mel

I'm that guy | Upstate,NY

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

Walking into McDonald’s after the TikTok ban:

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

daily reminder:

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

Someone told me “they will never know the violence it took to become this gentle” and that has stuck with me for a long time.

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

Kitchen is closed.

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

In a black household… what does this mean…

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

@SlobJitsu Apparently everyone noticed but the ref at this point.

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

We letting calls like that go already????

Gonna be a LONG night 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ #UFC285

[m a d r o @madroachin]

I’m not even mad that figgy won, I’m just mad that Cejudo is happy #UFC270

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

It’s official, nothing will ever be funnier than @JoeSantagato & @FAlvarez8085 literally dying while trying to read off a sponsor 🤣🤣 best episode of @TheBasementYard by FAR!!

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

To all you mfs that post a candid video of a rapper with some nonsense tweet faded in it…I hope your condiments are always watery 💯💯

[Jordan Burroughs @alliseeisgold]

Who buys a medium pizza? Medium pizzas shouldn’t even exist.

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

I just wanna say that if you can’t appreciate “Donda” than we can’t talk music. Give Kayne his flowers for this creative masterpiece.
#Donda

[Mike Knigga @ogmike]

People doing this like they have the best health insurance...

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

Even in 2021, this show is still an all time #classic

@MarlonWayans @shawn_wayans

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

@angelrraine Bitch I felt this on every level 😂😂❤️

[Turd Ferguson @27Turd]

Compliments from the boys>>> compliments from the girls

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

That ref is outta here. #ufc263

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

@angelrraine Like a solid month at least, and then another month to prepare to come back.

[Mel @Mello_Stapleton]

🔥🔥

[illumigotti @GeechiGotti]

🐐

[🌼 @brittsaywow]

I need some more friends who like battle rap 🥴😢