me.

still breathing and tweeting ✨

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[me. @MellowBria]

It surprises me when ppl like me and want to be my friend. Not because I’m awful but because I work at a dead end job that don’t let me be great but pays me real well

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

whatever you choose to do when we’re not on good terms is what you’ve been wanting to do all along

[I Hate Jack Berger @Venusofdetroit]

There's Black people in Detroit defending gentrification saying we should be happy they're fixing the city. Nigga, you should be mad that the government miraculously found the money to revitalize Detroit once a billionaire wanted it.

[me. @MellowBria]

This is bad. I can’t sleep because I’m so excited to see Shanice walk across that stage… but if I don’t sleep soon, I’m going to be knocked out by midday 😅

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The minimum wage is meant to be the lowest wage you can live on and afford housing. So, for everyone saying "it's not meant to be that," yes, it is. That's why it's called the minimum wage.

[Zion @zionszzn]

“I never asked you to” is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone’s time and love.

[Kay🩷💜💙 @agiftfromhildy]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

[Elizabeth Booker Houston @booker_squared]

*Me being forced to read another 92 pages of the Supreme Court taking away my rights all because Metheny and Metthew voted for a white nationalist because they believe that taxing the rich puts their $27,942.53 annual salary and double-wide trailer at risk*

[me. @MellowBria]

I bought an electric fly swatter. I’m about to send these mosquitos to hell this year

[space dobby @justdobber]

The average American citizen cannot differentiate how drastically different the numbers 1 Million and 1 Billion actually are

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

I heard a therapist say, “Your feelings are always valid, your behavior is not.” She explained by saying feel what you feel BUT you need to be accountable for what you do as a result of those feelings.

[me. @MellowBria]

They about to make Detroit white asf

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

hot take: your friends SHOULD call you out on your shitty behavior.