Patrick 👽🚀

Haitian-American, Florida boy. INFP(the Mediator), Tottenham Hotspur fan #BLM

[Dan Sheldon @Dan_Sheldon_]

🚨 Exclusive: Thomas Partey is unavailable to play in Ghana’s opening World Cup match against Panama in Canada on June 17 as he has been denied entry to the country. Full story @TheAthleticFC: https://t.co/AzcsWhz4TC

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

We deadass just watched basketball 28-3

[GUACAWOLE @GUACAWOLE]

If plan A don’t work, then make a plan B & keep going till you hit the letter Z. If I make it to Z & still haven’t figured it out, I’m going back to A, restructuring & starting over again. Never give up on yourself.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

A nigga like me gone shake back every time

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Shaq on Wemby shoving Jalen Brunson: "Keep doing it Wemby. Tell Brunson get your little ass out the way."

[🚨Super Saiyan Harden🚨 @SaiyanHarden]

@auroralchorus “How dare you use our ambiguous and morally questionable hiring practices against us! Only we can subjugate candidates to AI bullshit not the other way around!

[LZ @lezico8]

Wemby generally seems like a really smart and curious person who's interested in a lot of things, but he's definitely going to get "LeBron reading Malcolm X" treatment for some of these side quests because most casual sports fans are incredibly stupid and don't understand the concept of a professional athlete having interests/hobbies outside of their job.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[ᵕ̈♡︎ @pasabist]

It’s ok if u come off as insane sometimes, that’s the price of remaining true to yourself, whatever that means for you

[X @XaviercMiller]

Most men don’t mind spending money on a woman they like. What men hate is feeling used, tolerated or emotionally transactional.

A lot of women could get far more from men just by being warm, appreciative, attentive & making a man feel desired.

Modern dating is so focused on leverage, power and ‘what can you provide’ that a lot of people forgot seduction is psychological before it’s financial.

And this is what most modern women don’t understand & lack today, the art of seduction.

[Hip Hop By The Numbers @HipHopNumbers]

you knew this was a classic on first listen

it just felt special

[27. @dimvji]

sometimes you gotta decide that it’s the last time the universe teaches you the same lesson

[Vivian @suchnerve]

How I sleep after getting told I’ll be “left behind” if I don’t use AI

[Patrick 👽🚀 @MellowDoctor]

I really need them to retire the Saxophone sound in Tik Tok. It’s in damn near every video

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

never met a crackhead that wasnt funny

[Patrick 👽🚀 @MellowDoctor]

Black ppl be doing the same thing with skin complexion

[bbl mccarthyism @hellciee]

white people really kill me with the hair color-ism lmfao

"he's never dated a blonde before"

and what does that mean? how does that affect your situation practically?

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[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

"Farms use more water than AI data centers"

OK, I'll go without AI and you can go without food and we'll see who lasts longer