Ali

I tried to catch fog once, but i mist. I'm pretty cool and funny when you get to know me :)

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@ask_aubry When did women become able to reproduce asexually?

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@ask_aubry I had an ex that would go weeks without brushing his teeth. They'd be yellow and look so grimy. Basic hygiene illuded him

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@ask_aubry Amelia is also a comfort person for those kids. To change it up for no reason is very stupid.

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@ask_aubry I can barely fit in the tiny bathroom much less me and a baby and then to get my boob out in there? Forget it.

[Ali @Mellowmut]

For over a year ive been trying to go to local cons to get @andyserkis to sign my husband's collectors edition of LOTR but either autographs aren't an option or it's sold out 😭 I'll literally pay to get it signed then leave the con.

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@ask_aubry Uhm...the only time I actually had any energy when pregnant was my 2nd trimester. The first and 3rd were brutal

[Ali @Mellowmut]

I had a dream I was pregnant again 😭

[Ali @Mellowmut]

Staying at ashford castle and i swear theres a guy here that looks like @chriscolfer . 🤣

[Ali @Mellowmut]

Had a dream I was pregnant again 😭

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@mark_detterline Today mine screamed because she wanted to be in the laundry basket and out of the laundry basket at the same time.

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@DrewAfualo Isn't it crazy how people will immediately go to someone's physical appearance..almost like they have nothing else to call out?

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@twig_lalaland It was either her or Nikki minaj

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@ImCalledPikachu *is

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@ImCalledPikachu I'm new to the tour. My husband grew up with it and it's a biker. We just watched both seasons of the Netflix show and I'm still trying to figure out who thinks cobbles are a good idea 🤣

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@ask_aubry This is like the anti-vaxxer that told me vaccines didn't count as modern medicine.

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@POTUS You know you have control over this...right?

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@ask_aubry My husband crying at our wedding is my phone background because I said if he didn't cry I would be turning around 😋

[Ali @Mellowmut]

@fuckyouiquit Teachers get this for teacher appreciation every year.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i didn't respond i started cooking a recipe that said it would take 30 minutes and it actually took 40 years