MELO

•Existing

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

Never force a thing 📌

[irene🌻 @Strictlyirene]

What is the #1 rule in your moral code?

[King Sholz 🫅🏾 @Kingsholzy]

Nigerians are not aware that a tax law has been passed, which requires everyone to pay 25% of their earnings as tax. The National Assembly has already passed this law, and it will swing into action after the election.

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

@tyisontime Lol, this dummy thinks it has anything to do with ‘south Africa’ 💀

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

Big achievement for @officialABAT @NGRPresident @OfficialAPCNg @NGRSenate @GovWike

We’ve gone past India and even Uganda, this is your legacy.

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

World's Highest Number of People Living in Extreme Poverty (2026)

1. Nigeria 🇳🇬 - 73.1 million

2. DR Congo 🇨🇩 - 71.6 million

3. Afghanistan 🇦🇫 - 35.2 million

4. Mozambique 🇲🇿 - 25 million

5. Yemen 🇾🇪 - 24.2 million

6. Tanzania 🇹🇿 - 23.9M

7. Madagascar 🇲🇬 - 20.1M

8. Uganda 🇺🇬 - 18.2M

9. India 🇮🇳 - 14.46M

10. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 - 14.3M

Source: World Data Lab.

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

@Always_Focused_ It’s not happening with this one though

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

@TundeOkafor1 ‘Tunde Okafor’ 😂

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

As a Nigerian, you have to be MENTALLY UNSTABLE to still want Tinubu back in office.

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

The type of wickedness Tinubu was displaying in just his first two years in office was CRAZY

Weaponized tribalism, weakened the economy, went after coin traders, education, personal bank accounts & banks, reduced purchasing power & made sure traveling got harder

INSANE.

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

@ParallelFacts True.

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

The type of wickedness Tinubu was displaying in just his first two years in office was CRAZY

Weaponized tribalism, weakened the economy, went after coin traders, education, personal bank accounts & banks, reduced purchasing power & made sure traveling got harder

INSANE.

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

So many clean natural light skin girls in IB, don’t know where the idea where they’re all dark skin came from (for those with comprehension issue, I have no problems with dark skin girls).

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

My cousin’s somehow up 80trillion on Lagos life 😭 #lagoslife

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

African to African hate tweets is now a consistent theme on this app.

Originators of this bs that’s gradually getting normalized?

It’s those unhinged South Africans (from the ‘white South African’ that bought the app down to the laziest bum with a phone in their slums).

[🧟‍♂️ @nashemt]

You only exist because the Germans ran out bullets

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

@JustMrTruth Shawthy looks like an alien

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

I like how Kenyans are taking ts to hell 😂

Most Nigerians were acting too fresh to be replying or engaging in anything related to those South African irritants but Kenyans genuinely don’t care

Finish them for us 😭

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

I will only reply to White people from South Africa. Its only fair to speak to the man of the house.

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

@RamaphiriMpho This is new

Y’all are getting very creative with it

Obsessed freaks 😂

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

@tbys_o Suck gently

Obsessed freaks

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

@hlovo_

[Nondaba🇿🇦 @ShweleNgelosi]

Being called Nigerian is borderline disrespectful 😭

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

@ShweleNgelosi

[MELO @MeloTooSlick]

Imagine waking up randomly one morning and deciding you want to pretend to be Nigerian on social media to continue pushing an agenda

These South African creeps are way too obsessed with Nigeria.