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'never grab a snake by its anus' - Bear Grylls ‘14 ⬇️ I film my face and people laugh at it ⬇️

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What loosing two inches off of your waist can look like, doesnt sound like much but this is the most confident I’ve felt, worth the cost of new jeans by far :)

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2019 Update and Meeting Calfreezy *CRINGE*: https://t.co/58AKFCicCB via @YouTube

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2019 Update and Meeting Calfreezy *CRINGE*: https://t.co/9gtokVVx2N via @YouTube

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Kylie Jenner hypes up her food too much on snap lmao

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Selling two reserved seat tickets for @halsey Halsey on the 23rd September in London, will take £24 for each!

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(Okay but) a l m o n d ... (ready for this) ... c r o i s s a n t s .

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Everyone I serve at work

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Why can’t hairdressers cut fringes properly? I always have to finish it off at home lmao

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Can an Italian guy marry me so I can call my daughter Bruna, I’m too small a percentage Italian for me to be allowed by myself

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People from Curaçao have honestly the weirdest combo of traits

Most are either black or Asian, they have American accents, speak Dutch, but live in the Caribbean

¿?

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@NewmarketRace What will be the price of these tickets?

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Our generations effort levels went to pot the minute you no longer had to hold on a snapchat to keep viewing it

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Future tasks I’m dreading: teaching my children how to take tablets

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@Ar7icc @george_ezra @NewmarketRace @Ticketmaster Can you dm me? It won’t let me!

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@nat_reeve Would you be interested in selling your tickets? If you didn’t find anyone to go with you already that is!

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Why can things never stay good for longer than a month

[Sidney @sphude]

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
invite friends to things even
if we already know they can’t
go because it makes them
feel loved and included<3
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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Words that are now in my daily vocabulary:

Yeet
Dude
Lmao
Heck
Frick

help me

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Zara taste on a primark budget

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How I got a Free Trip to Amsterdam | MelodEllie: https://t.co/lvoUmk1YFL via @YouTube