Panic! at the Costco

she/her. not cool. fatty. young and loud. self-indulgent. pretentious. keyboard warrior. “the kind of defense attorney that gives them a bad name”™️

[Panic! at the Costco @MelodramaticEm]

@carley_horn Make sure you don’t say that around a cop’s daughter tho

[kay 🐛 @lilgaygreblin]

rip 😭

[tori @skinstrash]

💘

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

I knew Jane Fonda’s tribute to Dolly would tear me up :(

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

So glad she’s with her Carl Dean. No one talk to me today.

[Panic! at the Costco @MelodramaticEm]

My angel, please rest in peace. I am heartbroken.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Dolly Parton, a music icon considered the ‘Queen of Country,’ dies at 80. https://t.co/25yUko3lks

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

rest in peace to this beautiful legend 🦋

[Panic! at the Costco @MelodramaticEm]

@thechosenberg Lots of people learning the meaning behind the term “inalienable rights” today

[Panic! at the Costco @MelodramaticEm]

@BigSwissCHH @sepipilled Unrelated but your head is so long, man.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Understanding why evil people should still have rights is the foundational IQ test of civilization, and way too many of you are failing it

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Good morning and GO BILLS! 👍

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

TODAY IS MY UNEARTH DAY! THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THEY FOUND ME IN THE GROUND!

CELEBRATE BY CREATING CHAOS IN A MIDWESTERN CITY. EAT RAW MEAT OUTSIDE. SCREAM AT PUBLIC ART. MAKE AN ENEMY OF A STATUE. BULLY A MAMMAL. SECRETLY BE TENDER. SCREAM AT A ROCK IN THE SKY!

[TanCo Relli @TancoRelli]

La putisima foto que encuentras de tu amigo pegada en la heladera cuando vas por primera vez a su casa

[Panic! at the Costco @MelodramaticEm]

@thecosmicnomad it’s actually October

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

got offered a positive perspective when all i wanted to do in the moment was vent

[Panic! at the Costco @MelodramaticEm]

We’re about to hear “michiganistan” out of Fox News for the next three months people.

[Panic! at the Costco @MelodramaticEm]

The Savanna Bananas are the Harlem globetrotters for horny moms