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[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This made my day! 😄

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

As my old nan used to say "If you haven't got anything nice to say, then fuck off & be a cunt somewhere else." Wise words nan. Wise words.

[Ben Todman @btodman93]

Congratulations to @TicketmasterUK for already completely fucking the @Eurovision ticket sales.

[Claire Faulkner @ClaireKathF]

My hatred of #ticketmaster has been renewed. #Eurovision

[MCNM @MelodyCNM]

@Mr_Chris_Jones I needed this

[MCNM @MelodyCNM]

@SamanthaQuek the scammers are out

[MCNM @MelodyCNM]

Here’s an example

[MCNM @MelodyCNM]

@lb_southwark I’ve noticed that the street lamps in my area have changed from tungsten to fluorescent. Please, what prompted the change?

[MCNM @MelodyCNM]

@CorrineEdwards @SouthwarkLibs @TheatrePeckham @KingsCollegeLon He’s sitting down

[MCNM @MelodyCNM]

This election is taking ages, I think one is just Biden his time and the other thinks he can win top trumps!

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

Is it me or is political party polling over Cummings when 60,000 people are dead and more still dying everyday a bit (massively) missing the point? Why aren’t the banner newspaper headlines WHERE IS TEST, TRACE, ISOLATE?

[999 London @999London]

#Southwark
1/2 - BREAKING: A boy in his mid-teens has been rushed to hospital after he was stabbed in #Camberwell in south-London.

Met Police say they were called at 6:40pm to Albany Road, #SE5.

The teenagers condition is not yet known.

So far no arrests have been made.

[Southwark Council @lb_southwark]

We're all in this together so respect our parks - no-one else should have to clean up after your picnic. You can meet one person outside of your household but you must stay 2m apart, no BBQs and please take your rubbish home with you #SouthwarkTogether

[sophie 🥀 @hangsamans]

thinking about that time i was drunk in a taxi with a boy on my way to get d*cked and he went into the shop and the driver asked if i was 100% sure i wanted to go because i seemed to be a bit drunk and he could just take me home, they don’t make many of them like richard from 82

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Ahmaud Arbery: Father and son charged with murder of US black jogger https://t.co/cIpFsh9gQB

[MCNM @MelodyCNM]

@BBCNews Word War...

[MCNM @MelodyCNM]

@AaronLCollins97 It’s all about white vinegar*

[The Guardian @guardian]

What does shaming people who don't social distance actually achieve?

https://t.co/uWn5l6gpvI

[MCNM @MelodyCNM]

@Charthepolish @twitweeting Delete this if you’re actually sorry