melody

molecular biologist • artist • yarn enthusiast

[em ✨🪩 @emtheworst]

i read the full western massachusetts covid conscious lesbian bar article

[♡‧Kazumi‧♡ @KazUwU__]

The year you were born vs how old you are now

2008: 18
2007: 19
2006: 20
2005: 21
2004: 22
2003: 23
2002: 24
2001: pushing 30
2000: pushing 30
1999: pushing 30
1998: pushing 30
1997: pushing 30
1996: dead

[melody @MelodyVTruong]

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[katie dey @katie_dey]

everybody got that one friend who's riddled with ailments

[maria ˃ 𖥦 ˂(dms for skin removal only) @90smiau]

explaining empathy to americans:

[Joaquin Barroso @joaquinbarroso]

Do you want to hear a joke about research, or not et al.?

[melody @MelodyVTruong]

hieronymus bosch ass creature

[d @lerosicardi]

diva

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Tuesday

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

New York is the opposite of Minnesota because New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where the Minneapolis

[ticklefartmonster9000🍉🚯 @BagOfMilkkkk]

Mamdani wait for me. New York is not too far.

[Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @BichinhosFB]

Te amo cachorrinho em baixa resolução

[َ @gffyoq]

"there are plenty of fish in the sea" but i wanted that fish. i really liked that fish.

[melody @MelodyVTruong]

@AyshwaryaPrem You hyped it up too much

[みっふぃな僕⟡.· @miffytoyururi]

ウサメール展もどうぞ

[melody @MelodyVTruong]

we’re all gonna get so skinny whether we like it our not!!!

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[melody @MelodyVTruong]

@alyssaleann You get an excuse because at least your house is beautiful

[melody @MelodyVTruong]

why are upper middle class suburban white people always “redoing the kitchen” or “finishing the basement” or “building a deck”

[melody @MelodyVTruong]

@tensorbodega welcome to biosci! we love sterility and liquids!

[melody @MelodyVTruong]

out of all the alumni from my high school, the impact that @snotwurst420 has had on society exceeds that of willem dafoe, another ex aehs patriot

[didi 🍔🎹 @slayerofholes]

"Cinephile" and you haven't watched "My Weekend as a 28-Year-Old in Chicago"