Mel

oblah di oblah da. Happiness is a warm pun

[Mel @Melogranod]

@NonHic A sea snail. A pasty. A dog. A wedding?

[Mel @Melogranod]

@Lancsiron @BBC More continuity holes than Swiss cheese

[Mel @Melogranod]

@NonHic Quality gag xx

[Mel @Melogranod]

@JasonKingHQ Ooh an in store bakery to rival that of lidl's...worth all the pain (au chocolat)?

[Mel @Melogranod]

How much is that kitty in the window?

[Mel @Melogranod]

Just been out to inspect my herbs and saw....SLUG on the Thyme its all mine, all mine, slug on the thyme it's all mine..

[Mel @Melogranod]

Son's response when I suggested he might want to polish his school shoes for tomoz: why, they're not that bad

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

92% of people under 25, and 67% of people in the UK wish to rejoin the EU.

RT if you are one.

[Mel @Melogranod]

Who doesn't love a chocolate finger? Er me, when I realise I don't have enough white ones to go round. That'll be the second extraordinary trip to the supermarket for this cake making operation

[Mel @Melogranod]

@DavidJWood2 @liamgallagher 😂

[Mel @Melogranod]

Thanks @liamgallagher for having a cool set that incorporated my son's year of birth. that meant I could put it on his birthday book, we loved your Sheffield gig. He's 18 today, any chance of a happy birthday 🙏?

[Mel @Melogranod]

@DavidJWood2 @liamgallagher .....what I meant to say is you're an artisan carpenter from which is sort of like a #rockandrollstar anyway xx

[Mel @Melogranod]

@DavidJWood2 @liamgallagher Thanks @DavidJWood2 that's very sweet of you. You're not @liamgallagher though are you 😉 😂 x

[Mel @Melogranod]

@caoimhinof In Belfast next week and I know it will be like that.

[Mel @Melogranod]

One minute youre 19 watching Damon Albarn bouncing round coventry tick tock the next Graham Coxon is the funniest man in the world. Brilliant. #blur

[Mel @Melogranod]

@FFF182 Or Tracey Island or summat

[Mel @Melogranod]

No, you started writing the words out in full when an official was dictating the postcode in the phonetic alphabet. Sierra tango...ooh that sounds nice oh..

[Mel @Melogranod]

The Real Shin Shady #ASongOrMovieForUsingYourLegs

[Mel @Melogranod]

Just picked up my dry cleaning and I smile every time. Its up there with Pauline's dream pen shop: Her nibs #leagueofgentlemen