Watermelon (and Static)

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[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

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"Gotta get going!"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

⚡"Why are you setting me on mute???"

🍉"You keep blasting music non-stop!!!! What are you, a noisemaker????"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@medbayblue 🍉"Oh what??? I've been wanting one of those for collection reasons"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp //Seeing beans (especially Watermelon) go through some bullshit made them so much more considerate 🔥

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

{Guided from a strangely dreadful gut feeling, Static teleported approximately close to where Charcoal is. She wanted to check in on them to make sure they were alright. Though the sounds of vomiting were all he needed to hear to know they weren't}

⚡"Kid, what's going on?"

[Charcoal The Engineer 🔧 (EVENT) @Charcoalimp]

..Hopefully no one heard that. It wasn’t too loud, was it..? They hoped not. At the very least they knew Peach would be asleep, she slept like a rock...

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp {Static let Charcoal sleep while leaning on them until they were sure they won't choke on their sleep while lying down.}

⚡ {"Who am I kidding with some "might", kid's dealing with a parasite. Have I really gotten that soft I can't even tell it straight to them?"}

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp ⚡"Feeling tired? Try to sleep then, I'll stay here"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp {Static let Charcoal lean on them for a good bit longer. They groaned at what she was about to do but eventually he reluctantly pat them a little to try comforting them to rest}

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp ⚡"You're okay. You're fine. You'll be fine. Ok? Take a few deep breaths slowly."

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp ⚡"Fuck, shouldn't have said that. Easy there. Spit the saliva out.
I said might, it might not be that serious and the symptoms are just pretty similar is all. Its about the only thing I could find from these notes"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp ⚡"Shit"

{Static extended multiple tentacles to act like a wall for Charcoal to lean on their side}

⚡"We gotta get you to rest but I don't know if you should be lying down yet. Good news is I might have an idea what's wrong with you. It might be a parasite infection"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp ⚡"You okay kid? Better not be passing out on me now"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp {Static skimmed over the stack of notes they brought with them. All while eyeing Charcoal constantly to see if their condition improves or worsens}

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp ⚡"Yeah. I have copies of his research. Hopefully, it'll have something that matches your condition cause my hunch is saying you're not just regularly sick"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp ⚡"Take your time. I'll stay here until you get a little better in case you start getting worse. I'll try to figure out what could be wrong with you in the meantime. Surely some of my notes and ones from Olive has something"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp ⚡"Whatever it is, It's serious. I'd say get it checked ASAP but I'm not sure if most of MIRA assigned doctors would be able to tell what's wrong with you."

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp ⚡"Any ideas what's going on with you? Don't think I have an idea on what sickness a bean would get from it. You're not having internal bleeding are you?"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp ⚡"Try to sit down for now. I'd try to fetch you some water but don think it's wise to give you anything by mouth. Geez, I'm not sure what to do here"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@Charcoalimp {They furrowed their visor at the sharp stench of blood. This kid was NOT just "not feeling good"}

⚡"You're throwing up blood and that's all you're going to say? Did you even check up on Medbay for this?"

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@SHAPESHIFTPINK ⚡"I'm scared on what that means..."

[Watermelon (and Static) @MelonAtFungle]

@medbayblue 🍉"If nothing else, you could always hope for something to spice things up. Happened to me at least..."