A Texas Pastor got the flu and it left his windpipe so damaged he could no longer preach so he had to resign from the pastorate.
Doctors said he would never recover.
Despite his weak raspy voice his Sunday school class asked him to preach.
Then this happened:
IRS: hey time to do taxes guess how much you owe
Me: i donโt want to guess can you just tell me
IRS: โฆ
Me: hello?
IRS: iโm thinking of a number between one and jail