Melonenkaugummi🏳️‍🌈

Hi, I love cats

The internet is a dangerous place.

Sometimes I say stupid stuff.

[PondHQ 🪷 @PondHQShop]

Toot

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

oh to be a tiny cat whose biggest concern is the looming threat of being gently picked up and kissed on the head.

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Spiders that are your friends.

[turbomander @turbomander]

okay so first of all "dark arts" and "necromancy" are actually really loaded terms with a lot of history behind them. i prefer to call it "biorecycling" and its actually really good for the environment

[Melonenkaugummi🏳️‍🌈 @Melonenkaugumm1]

@suchnerve "cleaning out my space will be so inconvinient for my loved ones. I should get that done before", then never getting to decluttering/cleaning out your space
If you're too depressed to clean, you're also to depressed to actively kill yourself
If you can clean, thers no need to die

[Melonenkaugummi🏳️‍🌈 @Melonenkaugumm1]

@Stephen19718352 It WILL ruin your sleep tho
Yes even one beer or a glass of wine
It's literally a neurotoxin
Go for it, if you want to
Nobody is stopping you from drinking moderatly, but it's unhealthy (like smoking) and you shouldn't lie to yourself

[Melonenkaugummi🏳️‍🌈 @Melonenkaugumm1]

@mukuziki Two of my very liked things? Combined??
Genius

[🦢 @damnidc__]

If any of you pro lifers get tape worms you better suck it up and be a good host, because tape worms have a heartbeat and feel pain. It deserves a choice and it chose you to be its mother.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Melonenkaugummi🏳️‍🌈 @Melonenkaugumm1]

@Asmodoues @AsaIsTireddd I get what you mean, but people can grow a tolerance of conflict
Healthy conflict with someone that helps them practice standing up for themselves despite disagreeing makes a people pleaser grow and get better
Getting better also means being able to prioritize without fear again

[Melonenkaugummi🏳️‍🌈 @Melonenkaugumm1]

@lyrikmumare Is it not goth guy and skater girl??

[Ulli W. 💚#Zukunft #Zuversicht. @jacopdelancy]

@bundeskanzler Herr Bundeskanzler,

zum Ende der Vorgängerregierung haben Sie vom Damaligen Bundeskanzler Olaf Scholz den Rücktritt gefordert. Sie begründeten diese Forderung mit den schlechten Umfragewerten.
Ihre Werte sind aktuell noch schlechter. Wann treten Sie zurück?
#MerzRücktritt

[Melonenkaugummi🏳️‍🌈 @Melonenkaugumm1]

@bundeskanzler Sie sind wirklich die schlechteste Bundeskanzlerin die ich miterlebt habe und wahrscheinlich jemals sehen werde:
-redet von Produktivität ohne zu verstehen, was Teilzeit für das Land bedeutet
-denk der Abbau von Arbeiterrechten würde zu Produktivität statt zu Überarbeitung führen

[Melonenkaugummi🏳️‍🌈 @Melonenkaugumm1]

@NoNonsenseND I too would like to function executively

[Melonenkaugummi🏳️‍🌈 @Melonenkaugumm1]

@heavensbvnny Have you tried a gambling addiction yet?
For me it's also doing people little favours or being told I'm doing a good job (massages for all my friends are good for that)
Maybe a hobby like painting or crocheting? (those can also be frustrating tho)

[Melonenkaugummi🏳️‍🌈 @Melonenkaugumm1]

@Tekeee Can I read 8h one day and then not read the next day, if I'm busy?