Melissa

Sometimes science, sometimes trash. Always a wife and mama... who enjoys cats and videogames.

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

Any parents out there only know Kathy Burke cause she voices Miss Grizzlesniff in School of Roars? #RuPaulsDragRaceUK #DragRaceUK

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

Honestly, the pinacle of my life might just be Daniel Radcliffe vogueing in drag to "She'll be Coming Round the Mountain." #danielDance @miracletbs

[Miracle Workers @miracletbs]

In all its glory: The Good Reverend coming around the mountain! Show us your moves and dancing Zeke fan art! Tag @miracletbs & #danieldance!

Watch the full scene here: https://t.co/L4zUDU3V57

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

@kmillerheidke @theprojecttv What brand is that delicious pink dye 😍

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

@JustinMcElroy Mini Munch?

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Burrito lovers 🤝 beauty lovers

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

Honestly, I can't believe this this utter tripe was published. Shame WSJ!

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

@Sawbones I just saw this week's topic and honestly I thought I must be the only person with the buttcrack thing! I'm so excited 😅.

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

@DoctorKarl Surely this is a satisfaction thing? You're stinging for that first cup, then once you're satiated the next cup isn't as enjoyable.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Vote like she’s fucking watching.

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

To Erin from @Dominos_AU, thanks for doing the contactless delivery right, because I definitely forgot to put on a bra #pizzaperks

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

Can't help but see the secret service earpieces whenever I glimpse Locky's neck tattoo 🤔 #bachelorau @TheBachelorAU

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers, mutineers, and people who wait at the finish line just to grab everyone else. #FallGuys @FallGuysGame

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

@Sawbones, I just started watching Osmosis Jones to better appreciate the podcast ep. I'm already disgusted.

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

@mama_sita @maskedsinger_au @TheWiggles Yes! I recognised it before I even looked up!

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

My time as a mother has prepared me for this moment. Puppet is Simon the Red Wiggle. @maskedsinger_au #MaskedSingerAU @TheWiggles

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

@DoctorKarl New vaccine delivery method? 😅🍗

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

@laurenprattent I legit worry that this is how people feel if I need to move for some reason. Now I know it's true.

[Kayla Joiner @_kayjoi]

Imagine thinking the token POC in the house is attacking you because you're the minority redhead 😂 #thebachelorau

[brendon @BrendonFoye]

The attempt to make Locky not seem like the most generic white guy in Australia is going well...
"I like burritos but not spicy" #TheBachelorAU

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

Passive aggression thy name is Cassandra. #BachelorInParadiseAU

[Melissa @MelskiMermaid]

But actually, fuck yo' bro code.
#BachelorInParadiseAU