Melt Sieberhagen

Actor, Comic, Writer.
Fan of funny. Lover of love. Gross intolerance for bullshit.

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

@phikish @webafrica I have been rid of them for a month, and I must say it is absolutely fantastic.

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

Just a reminder to anybody still suffering from @webafrica and their horrible service, these are the hoops you've got to jump through just to get rid of them (the cancellation speed obviously matches that of the connectivity):

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

@webafrica Unless you're unable to read the excerpt of the message posted, you'll see that I have been "helped", thanks, Just complaining about your dubious cancellation policy that seems to be conflicting with the CPA.

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

@iamSivN I remember learning about 2000 or 3000... but 12k?? 🤣🤣🤣
They also to forget about the 350+ black and coloured peeps who were IN the lager with the Boers as "servants".
('servants' because slavery was banned just a year or two earlier. Probably one of the reasons they left...)

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

@OfficialBongile Wow, thanks Bongile. That's great to hear. It's always fun to work on a great, visceral storyline.

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

@kybalioncipher @nielkraai3000 @MOSSADil Ek verstaan die konsep van 'n charity vasvra is moeilik om te begryp vir iemand wie se grootste uitdaging in enige quiz is om sy naam reg te spel en nie die hele potlood voor die einde op te vreet nie. Not everybody is bjorn great.

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

@nielkraai3000 Shame man, as jy 'n bietjie verder kon lees sou jy gesien het hy is 'n actual ambassadeur, soos deur die monument aangewys. So dis 'n titel, nie iets wat ek hom net noem nie. (As opposed to "agterlike, ingeteelde poes" wat in jou geval 'n bywoordelike bepaling/opsomming is 😘)

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

@WarrenRcomedian Warren, you're smart enough to know the difference between making an accusation and stating a fact.

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#GrootGrappiesFees met @schalkiebez , @meltsieb , @Maaskaas , @Shanrayvwyk , @JaxxJustice - kaartjies by @Computicket https://t.co/6NqisLaBut

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

Lekker Secunda!

[pickledginger entertainment @pickledgingerSA]

#GrootGrappiesFees met @schalkiebez , @meltsieb , @Maaskaas , @Shanrayvwyk , @JaxxJustice - kaartjies by @Computicket https://t.co/6NqisLaBut

[Smile90.4 FM @Smile904FM]

@GiftoftheGivers founder Dr Imtiaz Sooliman has thanked comedian Melt Sieberhagen for his generous donation of R250k. The cheque was handed over in Cape Town yesterday. Images by Lizell Persens #smile904fmnews

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

Trouskoene.
Cishet AF. Ally all the way. https://t.co/I1mOJLwd68

[Huisgenoot @huisgenoot]

As die bruidegom self sê die "paartie was vet pret", kan jy maar weet die troue was 'n sukses!

#huisgenoot #afrikaasn #akteur #troue @meltsieb

https://t.co/ji2hcxBQGQ

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

Out Of Office Autoreply:
Honeymoon vir 'n dag of drie saam met die heel beste mens wat ooit met my kon gebeur. https://t.co/KGG0hF8Sit

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

Does it mean you've made it when there's an emoji named after you? @ Three Anchor Bay, Western Cape, South Africa https://t.co/67XbA0l7BU

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

@Rb__sa Thank you. But, to be honest, even when there is eventual actual human contact, it's just a case of "please phone..." or "use the app to... I note on my statements that "personal banker" has been renamed to "relationship manager", yet the monthly fee remains the same...

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

I'll fully acknowledge that it was my own fault for falling for @FNBSA's "Private Clients" package in the first place, but the "Couldn't Care Less" bar has just been raised substantially...

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

Jy - ja, jý - moet 'n heerlike Krismis hê! @ George, Western Cape https://t.co/n3s3J0qvvt

[Melt Sieberhagen @meltsieb]

This is like the Heart Foundation celebrating International Butter Appreciation Day...

[South African Government @GovernmentZA]

South Africa will join the rest of the world in commemorating International Anti-Corruption Day on 9 December 2022.

This day is commemorated to raise awareness about cost & negative effects of corruption as well as to find ways to eliminate it.

#FightingCorruption
#IACD2022