Melvin Stoner

Trying to stay sane in a crazy world🖤 IFB

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

I sure hope there's weed in heaven, eternal life is a fucking long time to not get high😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@instablog9ja If E Dey Suck Jarvis Toto, Na God Just Decide To Dey Bless Am, Left To Him That Glory For Don Go Since😂😂

[Mehwish @MyWishIsUs]

Maturity is when you realize these are not lyrics, this is harsh reality 💀

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

Baby versus Doctor 😂😂😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@iamzioraa It’s an occultic Ritual. Most lawyers are either Ogboni or Masons. Especially when a body part is removed before burial.

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

I Expect @youngskales To Dey Inside Studio RN Dey Cook Jam For Lamine Yamal Family😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

I’ve Already Accepted The Reality That I Might Not End Up Marrying A Nigerian Woman And That’ll Be To The Glory Of God💯😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@yabaleftonline Why You No Go Date Your Age Mate? Mugu😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@instablog9ja That Doggystyle Over Sweet Sowore He Lose His Senses Give Doris Oglala Governorship Ticket Against Alex Otti😂😂 Allegedly😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@instablog9ja Free That Innocent Owl Mr Conman😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@instablog9ja As A Non Igbo Man, Marry An Igbo Woman At Your Own Risk💯 Even Their Men Wey Get Sense Dey Avoid Them😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@DurkioWiz CR Material💯😂😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

There’s nothing worse God put on this earth that a manipulative whore, Uche Ogbodo Do Yansh, Na once her husband turn princess for her eyes😂😂 Because she’s receiving overwhelming Gbola and financial offers she’s never seen in her life, And the boy Dey block her shine😂😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@instablog9ja How About You Stop Echoing The Quotes Of A Shameless Old Whore That Has Refused To Retire Nor Shut Up😏

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

In The History Of Hip Hop, No One Has Ever Been Able To Son Both Ye And Jay Z On A Song Like Nicki Minaj, I Mean The Same Very Song MONSTER. Put Some Respek On Her Name And That Name Is Nicki Minaj💯😎

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@instablog9ja Dem Dey Burn Dirty. Plenty Paper And Nilon😂😂😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@yabaleftonline That’s A Sissy Move Tho😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@willinilli024 “Why won’t I be when man Dey move like this?” Now, is that homophobia or you’re fighting your attraction towards them💯😏😂😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@yabaleftonline For Some Reason, I See Eating Dogs And Snakes As Absolute Madness💯😂😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@instablog9ja And Una Say Yahoo Don End😂😂😂

[Melvin Stoner @MelvinCaesar1]

@instablog9ja You won’t believe it, Until you’ve owned an indoor dog for 3yrs or more, you feed, bath, take him to the vet, play and run around you with happiness every single day, even on your bad days it held no grudge… Then one day, it dies on you, y’all Will truly never understand💯