Melvin Gordon Ackerman III

I'm a dog and I'm into things like PUPPERONI and rawhides. I like toys that squeak and things with stuffing.

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

Rain boots > no rain boots

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

Table walking.

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

I had a play date with my best friend today!! #ilovemyneighbors #bestneighborsever

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

Girl boss says I'm cutest when I sleep. #preciousface

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

Everybody likes a dapper dog. #Ifeelfancy

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

#2ThingsThatScareMeMost
1. the vacuum
2. the bathtub

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

These are mine. They are not yours. #minenotyours

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

I love my new toy. #horrifiedgiraffe

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

The great rabbit massacre of 2018 #thankskim #itsjustatoy

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

Ready to go back home. #nomorevet

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

Any attention is good attention. #ilovemynewdoctor

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

Bosses made me see the vet today and even though I was a little skeptical, I thoroughly enjoyed receiving a clean bill of health. #ihearcats #superinterestedintheothersideofthedoor

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

Girl boss and me taking a cat nap #whenthedogbedisbigenoughfortwo

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

JCPenney photo shoot! #imsexyandiknowit

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

Badger fan for life! #whatabadger #imjustanuneducateddog

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

I don't always look cute but.......... ------- Wait. I always look cute. #ialwayslookcute

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

SOCKS!

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

How is my house so close, yet so far away??? #summerwalks

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

What's your favorite thing?

[Melvin Gordon Ackerman III @MelvinGordonIII]

Why does boy boss leave me? #imisshimalready